Off Topic Lads v 'Pede: truce?

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Hoddle Is A God, May 12, 2017.

  1. Hoddle Is A God

    Hoddle Is A God Wum Master

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    After suffering yet another bout of the usual hypocrisy from a poster who should know better, I am minded to offer a truce for the coming weekend, on the following terms:-

    No name-calling
    No personal digs
    No references to Skiddy's missus
    No insulting/slagging photos or gifs
    No references to rinsings, nettings, landings, or ownings
    No angling analogies
    No hurtful or insulting analogies of any kind whatsoever
    No references to gates
    No references to bottlings
    No calling into question a poster's credentials, achievements, occupation, wealth, etc
    No stealth wumming
    No accusations regarding or references to sock accounts
    No wummery of any kind

    The truce will commence at 2pm today and end at Midnight on Sunday, 14 May 2017.

    The following people must confirm on this thread, by 2pm today, that they agree to abide by the terms of this truce:-

    @Tobes
    @PISKIE
    @Stan
    @Highburyal
    @Ginger Marks
    @luvgonzo
    @Skylarker
    @Spurlock
    @Saintsfan08
    @FosseFilberto
    @BuzzardFoxMick

    For those whose name does not appear on this list, it will be assumed that you will honour the terms of the truce, and abide by the spirit of challenge.

    @PleaseNotPoll and @Bodinki (the Judges) will act as referees to note and publish (after the ending of the truce) the names of all persons to break the truce, and to acknowledge and apportion blame, regardless of club ties and with all due impartiality.

    The truce will not become active until all persons listed confirm their acceptance, in writing, on this thread. the Judges will note and record the names of any person(s) who fails to accept the terms of the truce.

    Let me be the first to confirm my acceptance of the terms of the truce.
     
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  2. yossarian

    yossarian Well-Known Member

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    what do you consider to be the start of the weekend? I'd like to get my weekend's worth of skiddy insults in before the official start.
     
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  3. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy

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    There is no mention of deleting sigs

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  4. Tobes

    Tobes Usual bland and inoffenSive title
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  5. Spurlock

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    Seriously Bope is one of the 'judges'?


    <laugh>
     
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  6. Highburyal

    Highburyal Cun.t Chops

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    whats so special about this weekend #bottler ? does that mean you wont be login in with the Saints account as well? :emoticon-0126-nerd:

    Anyways who accepted or thought it would be a good idea to have a spud and a chav as the judge and truce on your own terms, I can see everyone agreeing to that then <laugh>
     
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  7. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Alopex Lagopus - The Lord Of Misrule
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    I've a better suggestion Quentin ... stop constipating the forum with your crap ... if you had adhered to that simple principle from the forum's conception you wouldn't now be regarded as its' biggest turd <ok>

    :cool:
     
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  8. Highburyal

    Highburyal Cun.t Chops

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    Saintsfan08/HIAG?
     
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  9. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Alopex Lagopus - The Lord Of Misrule
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    ... and like the Chelsea lads are going to agree to any potential restriction on ripping the piss out of some on here tonight should they win the title <laugh>

    Quentin, Quentin, Quentin ...<doh> <doh> <doh>
     
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  10. Bodinki

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    As much as I would like to spend all weekend on here babysitting a bunch of forum folk who can't behave like adults.......I have a life.
    Can't you just all stop being dicks to each other.....or at least confine it to one thread so everyone else doesn't have to endure it?
     
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  11. PISKIE

    PISKIE HiaG's Bitch
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  12. Tobes

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    I'm running a marathon in Peru this weekend, so that's fine by me <ok>
     
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  13. yossarian

    yossarian Well-Known Member

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    Don't let Skiddy catch you saying that. He considers that accolade to be his alone
     
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    PISKIE HiaG's Bitch
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    I created the HIAG wum **** up thread for that purpose, but he does seem to have a habit of polluting every thread with this ****.
     
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    I'm running a bath in rural Hertfordhire; so I'll have to decline in case there is an imprmptu hosepipe ban and the squirrels have nowhere to wash their nuts .. ..<ok>
     
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  16. Spurlock

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    So that's a 'no' then
     
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    FosseFilberto Alopex Lagopus - The Lord Of Misrule
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    Watched the remake of The Magnificent Seven on Netflix last night ... worth a watch and Denzel was characteristically cool :cool:

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    FosseFilberto Alopex Lagopus - The Lord Of Misrule
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    More of a reflection of how stupid (and transparent) this thread is ... it's merely a desperate deflection tactic by Quentin as an insurance policy against his weekend spiralling into a deluge of laughter and piss taking on here as a result of:

    a) a Chelsea win at West Brom, therby giving Chelsea the title
    b) Tottenham losing at home to United therby giving Chelsea the title

    If Quentin's behaviour changes on here it follows that he won't then receive the same level of ripping ... simples :cool:
     
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  19. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    I'm in but would like to commence later than 14:00.
     
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