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Lasses and duck lips

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  1. Daz

    Daz Well-Known Member

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    50 year old granny? Christ man no need…I’m “only” 42 and look mint :emoticon-0105-wink:
     
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  2. Porterfield73

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    WAD probably all of them TBH:emoticon-0105-wink:
     
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  3. gelders pie

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    A small butterfly or a rose on a girls shoulder I can get away with.
    But I can’t comprehend the ones you see and think ‘ have you put on a plastic glove then immersed your arm in a bucket of black paint”
    Or , the amateurish ones of scattered shapes and I wonder if you’ve invited the three year old to get some marker pens and use your arms for drawing on
     
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  4. The Berk

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    cos they love suckin cock innit
     
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  5. Jack Ford

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    Nice round your helmet
     
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  6. Oldsandy

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    Possibly they’ve some wags who look this way and have decided it is the way to get themselves a footballer.
     
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  7. gelders pie

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    I think I would immediately ditch a girlfriend if she did this .
     
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  8. Oldsandy

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    it’s happening all the time, mate. Women going to Turkey for cheap cosmetic surgery then coming back and have procedures costing thousands of pounds on the nhs to put it right.
     
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  9. rooch 3

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    It’s strange you say that as I actually know lasses who’ve been for this surgery and when they’ve gone to see their own doctors, they have been told the surgery is excellent some of the best they’ve seen. So I suppose it’s swings and roundabouts, some lucky some not.<ok>
     
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  10. gelders pie

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    My tastes are no doubt based on what I remember from my younger days,
    And YES, that was a long (ish) time ago,
    So my views may not be relavent to the current, younger generation.

    But, for what it may be worth.

    DUCK LIPS. - Lokks like they have just had a very heavy punch in the gob.

    TATOO'S. - Once the preserve of Servicemen who got conned bt their 'mates' into having them done for a bet.
    While I can appreciat the skills of the Tatooist, it's obvious that he (she?), is usualy given a very poor canvas to work on..

    And how any sane persone can think that decorating their face, (or any other part of their anatomy) with bits of scrap metal might in any way enhance their looks, baffles me.
    POSSIBLY, if they are as ugly as can be to start with, these ornaments migh help ti disguise the fact by distracting the viewer.
    Or perhaps it is just to give eldery souls, such as myself, a damn ggod laugh.
     
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  12. dred

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    I could never say "pork pie" with a fat lip.
    I wonder if the lasses with duck lips have the same trouble.
     
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  13. Pure River Slut

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    So they’re good for your diet
     
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  14. marcusblackcat

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    After you’ve tried to the blowjob though surely?
     
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    I have a lot of tattoos. Both arms, legs and my back and chest. But I saw a lass down Roker beach last week who’s leg was literalist black. Nothing else. Just black ink. Seen a few of these too!
     
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    I like tattoos, got a couple myself. There's loads of styles these days, and even if I might not get a certain style for myself, there is not many that put me off. But I haven't got a clue why people want to get black out tattoos (solid black, opaque).

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  17. gelders pie

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    Hmm, another dilemma. I haven't yet worked out the one where you can sleep with all the Corr sisters, but only if you sleep with the Corr brother first.
     
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  18. rooch 3

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    It’s not as bad as you think <laugh>
     
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    Because they have mental issues
     
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  20. dred

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    Bit extreme, but aye.
     
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