Off Topic Lighten Up - have a laugh: Warning, may contain Adult Material

I've been reading an article about humour, some of which stretched back nearly 3000 thousand years. Farts jokes were even the go back then. Anyways, the question of what makes for funny was put to a bunch of young people, and one of the popular answers was KSI. For those not in the know, KSI is a YouTube superstar with millions of followers. Except for his name, I knew **** all about the man, so I did what heaps of others are doing, I hit YouTube. I must admit I got a few chuckles out of it. He's a strange man.

 

Classic HIGNFY Tweet:

“After £1 million worth of sex toys are stolen from a lorry in Kettering, police say the suspects may be sitting on the evidence and it’s unlikely they’ll come quietly.”

There could be two jokes in there, one heard only phonetically.

 

Seems they were worth (on average) £20 a pop; you do the maths!

Sorta 21st Century Whisky Galore ....... where are Ealing Studios when you need them?

Reincarnate Sid James FFS!

 

I wouldnt be happy either if the opposition ladies prob foward had a beard!( would be careful in the showers after the match as well!)

 

Jeez; who says 'The Beast' plays for South Africa!

 

Wtf is going on. That bobble hat is shocking hahahahaha. Probably knitted by a chain smoking, man eating non meat eating BOB (bird or bloke)

 

I have to admit I've always fancied burdz who wear spectacles!

 

Nice we lass with glasses for you there Kenny( sorry I might have gone to general chat forum mode there!)

 

Takes all sorts I suppose; the images however were a wee distraction before I **** myself watching FC Bayern Munchen - Borussia Dortmund!

 

2 retired race horses standing outside of a barn arguing about who had the better racing career.

Horse 1 says. "I won over 100 races in my career."

Horse 2 says. "I won over 200 races in my career."

Along comes a retired greyhound who claims to have won over 250 races in his time.

The two horses look at each other and say "Holy ****, a talking dog".

 

Can't belive that little **** Lewis Hamilton got to play with those!

 

I bet the conversation between them was riveting.