John Di Domenico, surely the best Donald Trump impersonator of them all. My favourite is the second one "Trump vs Kim"....
Courtesy of Woopert Breaking News: Irish swimming pools will reopen on the 4th of July, due to social distancing there will be no water in lanes 1,3 and 5
Courtesy of Woopert A thief has removed all motorway signs in Yorkshire. Police are currently looking for Leeds.....
Passing these on In awe, I watched the waxing moon ride across the zenith of the heavens like an ambered chariot towards the ebony void of infinite space wherein the tethered belts of Jupiter and Mars hang, for ever festooned in their orbital majesty. And as I looked at all this I thought.....I must put a roof on this toilet.
Manchester police stopped 100 Liverpool fans with flares outside Old Trafford this morning. Turned out they were the same flares they were wearing the last time they won the League.......
We went to see a spiritual healer last night ...... What a load of rubbish, even the guy in the wheelchair got up and walked out!
Kanye West has announced that he's running for the post of US President in the upcoming elections. His missus Kim Kardashian would become FLOTUS. Just when I thought nothing could be worse than Donald and Melania, up pops this tragedy.
Canterbury Cathedral cat snatches milk during morning prayer: (Went viral, this one, as my daughter sent it to me dubbed in the German language!)