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  1. Joelinton's Right Foot

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    Ok, I'm starting to feel really thick but what am I missing? I genuinely don't get it :huh:
     
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    Joelinton's Right Foot, Sep 29, 2020
  2. Delusional Full Stop

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    Okay but only because the joke is funnier when explained...<doh>

    I changed it so that you started your limerick but then (really funny part coming up) you didn’t finish it. As per the Prediction League.

    Well that joke has just joined Jesus on the cross.

     
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    Delusional Full Stop, Sep 29, 2020
  3. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    But it didn't make a Limerick? I'm confused
     
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    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail, Sep 29, 2020
  4. Joelinton's Right Foot

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    Yeah, I got the bit about not finishing things. I don't understand where Hatem Ben Arfa or Chippy come in though.
     
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    Joelinton's Right Foot, Sep 29, 2020
  5. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    Where you don't finish they do?
     
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    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail, Sep 29, 2020
  6. Joelinton's Right Foot

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    That would make sense with HBA (sometimes) but hardly with Chippy
     
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    Joelinton's Right Foot, Sep 29, 2020
  7. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    Maybe that was the joke?
     
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    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail, Sep 29, 2020
  8. Joelinton's Right Foot

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    Maybe. The other thing that confuses me is that I didn't update the prediction league and then delete the updates. I didn't do the updates in the first place. That was the whole issue. So I'm not sure why deleting my last line fits that scenario.
     
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    Joelinton's Right Foot, Sep 29, 2020
  9. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    Maybe his erectile dysfunction is caused by dementia?
     
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    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail, Sep 29, 2020
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    Now that sounds like the beginning of a good limerick!
     
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  11. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    Wonder if he can finish that one?
     
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    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail, Sep 29, 2020
  12. Joelinton's Right Foot

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    From what you said it sounds like his problem is getting started in the first place!
     
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    Joelinton's Right Foot, Sep 29, 2020
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    I thought it was his finishing or is it he can't start usually but once he does start he flops and can't finish?
     
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    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail, Sep 29, 2020
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    Because he didn’t finish it. <doh> It’s not rocket science.
    You were the one who did the original limerick about Ben. Reference to Chippy was just me insulting you.
    Because you started the updates for the Prediction League and then stopped. You started the limerick and then stopped...

    I honestly wish I hadn’t bothered.
     
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    Delusional Full Stop, Sep 29, 2020
  15. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    Finishing or starting?
     
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    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail, Sep 29, 2020
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    Trev's attempts at being a bard,
    Always ended up with him in a mard,
    But instead of starting to cry
    He should give it another try,
    Cos like his cock - it isn't that hard !!
     
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    94110A6A-2286-4152-AFE9-88AA04B3132F.jpeg
     
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    There was a man who could barely start
    So he hired an expensive tart
    She tied him up but before she could finish
    His face convulsed as down below did diminish
    Out of the door did he dart
     
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    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail, Sep 29, 2020
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    There once was a limericks thread
    That started off great
    But now it is dead...<laugh>
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath, Sep 29, 2020
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    Sorry, think we killed it winding Trev up <laugh>
     
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    Joelinton's Right Foot, Sep 29, 2020
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