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  1. Delusional Full Stop

    Delusional Full Stop Here to serve all your counselling needs.
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    Still a ba***rd.

    <grr>
     
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  2. jimileysbaldhead

    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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    There goes old Mackemstine Roger, off to find a new todger.
    The one that he had, he shared with his dad to service his sister the lodger.
     
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    jimileysbaldhead, Sep 29, 2020
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  3. Albert's Chip Shop

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    <laugh>
     
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  4. AgentofAlnwick

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    An Old Etonian named Boris
    Unleashed all kinds of horrors
    He claimed he wanted Brexit done
    But really just wanted lots of fun
    And millions of Trumpian dollars
     
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  5. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    <laugh> Funny as ****, that Jim.
     
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  6. Wuffler

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    There once was a manager called Bruce,
    Whose tactical nous was obtuse,
    442?,
    "Aye, that'll do",
    "Now play your best lads and divvent lose!".
     
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    Wuffler, Sep 30, 2020
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  7. Albert's Chip Shop

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    I have a little feeling
    That Trev is off beelin
    Cos he's named the cans master
    But his Limericks are a disaster
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Sep 30, 2020
  8. JakartaToon

    JakartaToon Well-Known Member
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    The main concept of this forum
    Is to post with tact and decorum
    Some readers post humour
    And others a rumour
    But Pouchy just posts to bore em.
     
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    JakartaToon, Sep 30, 2020
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    He tells his players to get their sleeves rolled up,
    This year we're winning the Carabao Cup
     
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  10. GeordieHalfbreed

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    A broken-nosed Geordie called Steve
    Encouraged Toon fans to believe
    That one day their team
    Would allow them to dream
    As soon as Mike Ashley would leave

    Meanwhile, on the banks of the Wear
    The locals wept into their beer
    They swore 'til I die'
    And on TV would cry
    But turn up to a match? Never fear!
     
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    GeordieHalfbreed, Oct 4, 2020
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  11. GeordieHalfbreed

    GeordieHalfbreed Well-Known Member

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    There are a few girls on the Wear
    Who ain't ugly when seen from the rear
    They really are easy
    If you like your chips cheesy
    And are ready to risk gonorrhea
     
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