Lionel Messi hormone injections

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  1. AlphaCanine

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    When Messi was a child he had stunted growth and was nearly bannished from playing football because he was too small. Then Barcelona recruited him and decided to inject Messi with hormorne injections to aid Messi's growth. The injections were a success. Now Messi is the best player in the world and won the world player of the year award twice and he's on the shortlist for this years award. But could these injections have had enharnced Messi's performance levels as well which is why he is so fast and strong?
     
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  2. Depay Sound

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    Thou shaln't question the divine Lord St Messi the Great saviour of all man kind who must be ****ed off at everything opportunity.
     
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  3. AlphaCanine

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    I agree that Messi is the best in the world. And enjoy watching him play.
     
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  4. terrypaine

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    Why are both of you so woefully unfunny?
     
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  5. bluemoon2

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    Thats it ! AVB must get the squad hormone injected and we will become....who knows what!
     
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  6. stopthepress

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    I think the reason Messi's so quick is that, because of his condition, he has a light body mass relative to his size. So there's less of him to shift compared with other players the same size as him.

    Also his father taught him to be quick as a kid, because his opponents were always bigger than him. Which kind of proves the lie that speed can't be taught or coached. All footballers who are poor runners could improve their speed if they had a more efficient running technique.
     
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    I doubt it. There's actually no evidence to link growth hormones with improvements in performance - it makes you bigger but the new muscles generally just cause imbalances and overload your circulatory system. As stp pointed out - Messi had to learn to play football as the weakest and smallest of his age group so he had to learn to be clever and quick with great balance. Now he's grown to a normal level of strength he's got the best of both worlds.
     
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  8. BringBackfootie

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    Dear lord, this is just sad.

    I think if that was the case with the last question, wouldn't all people undergoing this treatment which is bassically giving him hormones he lacks I think, wouldn't all or lots of treatment patients be showing signs of increased hmmm vision coordination balance flair commitment to train every day to work hard and succeed in spite of a medical condition threatening your career.


    You my son are a huge fktard, and this news is ancient, did you see it on the news lately? BBC? loser plastic fan.


    I would put forward that Messi would be better if he did not have this condition, maybe in slightly different ways being bigger but he was born with that skill and hard work turned it into talent
     
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  9. Drogs

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    How does this make him a plastic fan? Can you not sense the sarcasm in this thread?
     
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  10. SAMOC

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    Ban him
     
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  11. BringBackfootie

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    It was my reply to the OP not a sarcasm evaluation

    You COULD argue I could have left that out:) as that is the only point you deem worth mentioning I COULD say you are a reactionary fool that contributes nothing

    But I wont:)
     
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  12. BringBackfootie

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    I agree. Rabble Rabble Rabble
     
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  13. Drogs

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    <doh> Ok mate <ok>
     
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  14. BringBackfootie

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    Just bein a 'Richard' mate, nothin personal<ok>
     
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  15. SAMOC

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    Ban barcelona for giving drugs to a kid
     
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  16. BringBackfootie

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    And he was me thinking Robbie Fowler and Maradona and that Chelsea player that got sacked took em all already
     
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  17. AlphaCanine

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    Look at yourself you Irish prick. Calling me a plastic. You don't even live in England and you support Liverpool.
     
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  18. SAMOC

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    Why were they kids?
     
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    <laugh> The guys a ****ing idiot, needs to BringBackHisBrain
     
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    Play nice lads, we don't want to close a good thread now do we :)
     
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