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Discussion in 'Southampton' started by Che’s Godlike Thighs, Aug 12, 2014.

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  1. Che’s Godlike Thighs

    Che’s Godlike Thighs Well-Known Member

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    Well since both Saints and Liverpool are bit of a joke at the moment regarding all this transfer nonsense, I think we can expect some opportunities for swinging the proverbial humour mallet at one another several times on Saturday. So, any suggestions for songs, place them herein. Remember the simpler the better, cos it's easier to get them started. You can maybe post anything you expect to hear from those infamously hilarious scousers also.

    I recommend changing the words of "She'll be coming round the mountain" to...

    "He'll be asking for a transfer in a year"

    ...For the first verse, and...

    "De-jan Lovren, what a cu*t!"

    ...For the second.
     
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  2. Saints_Alive

    Saints_Alive Well-Known Member

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    To the tune of "Ere we go"

    :emoticon-0159-music You were Robbed, you were robbed, you were robbed,
    You were Robbed, you were robbed, you were robb-ed,
    You were Robbed, you were robbed, you were robbed,
    You were rob-obbed, YOU WERE ROBBED    :emoticon-0159-music


    To the tune of "Aintree Iron"

    :emoticon-0159-music Thank you very much for the £50 million,
    Thank you very much, Thank you very-very-very much
    Thank you very much for the £50 million,
    Thank you very-very-very much    :emoticon-0159-music
     
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  3. A Touch of Clas

    A Touch of Clas Active Member

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    Adam Lallana, we think you're a ****?

    Dejan Lovren, we think you're a ****?

    Rickie Lambert, we ****ing love you?
     
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  4. Joe!

    Joe! Well-Known Member

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    Yeah, just a fair warning, any mockery will swiftly come back to bite you in the arses when Liverpool find themselves 4-0 up.
     
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  5. Saints_Alive

    Saints_Alive Well-Known Member

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    When?, surely you mean if....:p
     
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  6. Joe!

    Joe! Well-Known Member

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    Do I, though?
     
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  7. redandwhite

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    Aggggggado doo doo shove your Lovern up your ass
    Aggggggado doo doo Rickie Lambert you were class
    Clattenburg you were right and Lallana is a sh!te
    We are Red We are white
    We are ****ing dynamite
    Aggggggado doo doo
     
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  8. A Touch of Clas

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    I can't see us winning, so we may as well fire off the abuse.
     
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  9. ImpSaint

    ImpSaint Well-Known Member

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    we're not wearing your shirts anymore
     
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  10. MMJ

    MMJ Well-Known Member

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    banter
     
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  11. fatletiss

    fatletiss Well-Known Member

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    IF we get a result, we can abuse them. If we find ourselves losing and out of sight, "It's just like watching the Saints, It's just like watching the Saints"
     
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  12. Che’s Godlike Thighs

    Che’s Godlike Thighs Well-Known Member

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    Well, I'm predicting a heavy loss anyway. If you can't have a laugh and a joke at a football game, then it becomes a bit boring.
     
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  13. Che’s Godlike Thighs

    Che’s Godlike Thighs Well-Known Member

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    When Tadic nutmegs Lovren...

    "He'll cost you twenty million"

    To the time of 'You'll never beat Des Walker"
     
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  14. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Brendan Rodgers has asked that, instead of squad numbers on their backs, Saints players should have price tags.
     
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  15. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    :smile:<ok>.
     
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  16. johnsonsbaby

    johnsonsbaby Well-Known Member

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    Sorry but that's bang out of order - 'banter' the thread says ..... thought you lot had more class than that.

    Let's hope the mods delete it.
     
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  17. Philboyersboots

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    Sha la la la Lovren
    Sha la la,la lambert
    Sha la la lallana
    Who the f@@k is laughing now


    Only if we win though!
     
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  18. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Yeah well done y'****ing clown.
     
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  19. Lord T**tbeard

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    eek
     
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  20. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    Always one idiot that takes things too far completely unnecessarily <doh>
     
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