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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Easter Road 1980, Jan 11, 2021.

  1. Archers Road

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    Either she’s about 3 foot tall, or that breakfast counter wants lowering.
     
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  2. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    Fake tits and way too skinny.

    I like a voluptuous, curvaceous woman. Like Nigella.
     
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  3. Archers Road

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    I would be quite partial to covering Nigella in chocolate sauce and cream <ok>
     
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    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    I'm only 25 but I would bang her senseless.
     
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    Had a bowl of Scottish Broth in his honour

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  6. monacoger

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    Not lunchtime, but I have just had a ham and avocado (from the avocado tree in the communal gardens) sandwich. Very nice it was too.
     
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  7. Mick O'Toon

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    Was meaning to ask about the avocados but no need now,enjoy:emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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    Got the first batch a few days ago <ok>
     
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  9. Mick O'Toon

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    Good for you,I had ham and Brussels sprout sandwich,
    BREXIT MEANS BREXIT
     
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    That sounds vile.
     
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  11. stopmeandslapme

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    Sounds like he’s still working through the Xmas leftovers
     
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  12. Mick O'Toon

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    Austerity is biting.
     
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  13. Easter Road 1980

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    Avocados are for poofters.
     
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    Do they use them as butt plugs?
     
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  15. Mick O'Toon

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    Nigella does a nice avocado on toast recipe.
     
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  16. monacoger

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    Add bacon to that and you have a mighty fine breakfast/snack.
     
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  17. Archers Road

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    Does she shove them up her fanny first?
     
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  18. Mick O'Toon

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    Not on the show I saw unless she does an uncensored version after the 9 o'clock watershed.
     
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    I met Nigella at Birmingham Airport a few years back.

    She was very flirtatious.
     
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  20. stopmeandslapme

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    I’ve had her. Wouldn’t again as she’s a Norris.
     
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