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  1. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Humans have existed on earth for something like 7 million years mate ... put that into perspective with your 1000 years ... hence the point in the first place.
     
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    I've occasionally thought about leading my own cult. If I'm honest though it's just to have loads of girlfriends who worship me and do everything I tell them or they'll die and burn in hell.

    This is also the fantasy thread, yeah?
     
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  3. Sucky

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    I love to read some of that, the old native American creation myths. Always been fond of that culture and the way they saw the earth as a living thing. The tale of the two wolves is a favourite. Gonna do that now actually https://www.americanyawp.com/reader/the-new-world/indian-creation-stories/

    Shame the Yanks more or less wiped that line of thinking out early, dickheads.
     
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  4. Sucky

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    Nah.

    Im waiting for stormzys version.
     
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    Seem to remember reading the bible a lot when I was at Catholic Primary school and have read the Quran in English.

    Interesting the similarities between a lot of the content of the two. Both are guides on how to live your life but the Quran is more practical. Whereas the Bible says Thou shalt not commit adultery or covet thy neighbour’s wife the Quran states how many witnesses you need for the charges to stick etc. All useful stuff.
     
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    I wouldn't bother dude boring out of date nonsense......I'd go for the far away tree myself if there was a choice between the two
     
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    Was a church on every street in the valleys when I was a yunker......all houses these days or just falling apart from decay.

    Religion and 2021......incredibly stupid
     
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  8. luvgonzo

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    Think I might be a bit old for it. <laugh>
     
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    Go for it......makes for a better read and doesn't bullshit as much as the bible
     
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    Talking about bullshit....ever read the book of Mormon.....insane in the membrane
     
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    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    pretty sure one of the 10 rules of the Abrahamic religions is no killing, in fact the last 5 can be basically summed up as 'don't be a lying ****'.
     
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    Some failed miserably in listening to thy own prophet hey....... but let's be honest all of the mainstream religious group's are fking hypocritical twats in truth.
     
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    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    The bible is 10 rules from God, and 1,000 pages on why you can get out of number 6. Plus a bit of pro-Roman anti-jew propaganda so it would be popular.
     
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    And that **** was taught in schools.....shame on the education system for manipulation of young children's innocent minds.

    Seriously religious books should be on the same shelf as any other fictional book.
     
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    I think luv should read it and come back to us with his verdict.

    Will he see the light or will he think it's sh.ite
     
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  17. Sucky

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    Just ban them all.

    They dangerous
     
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    They would fade out naturally if kids weren't indoctrinated into it....one thing I do find interesting is what do the believer's actually believe is out there and at some point created the human race......not that I believe in reptilian bloodlines but that doesn't seem more crazy than the story of gilgamesh and the books that later copied the idea
     
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