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Discussion in 'Queens Park Rangers' started by Sooperhoop, Apr 8, 2020.

  1. ELLERS

    ELLERS Well-Known Member

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    Chelsea should do that only make them plastic... you would never know the difference. :emoticon-0102-bigsm
     
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    You beat me to it, was about to say still has more atmosphere than Stamford Bridge.
     
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    He was a bit good wasn't he?
     
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    Should we vote for your favourite goal to cheer us all up? I go with no. 19 for pure cheekiness.
     
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    He was good wasn't he
    Shameful waste of talent
     
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    33 against the Ruperts is pure class.
     
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    His goals against Cardiff (all quality) were pivotal for us that season...
     
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    Lockdown has been tough on the Beckhams
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    A new sign in the Bank reads:
    'Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through cash machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles.
    Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts.
    After months of careful research, MALE & FEMALE Procedures have been developed. Please follow the Appropriate steps for your gender.'
    *******************************
    MALE PROCEDURE:
    1. Drive up to the cash machine.
    2. LOWER your car window.
    3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
    4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
    5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
    6. Raise window.
    7. Drive off.
    *******************************
    FEMALE PROCEDURE:
    1. Drive up to cash machine.
    2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine.
    3. Put hand brake on, put the window down.
    4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.
    5. Tell person on mobile phone you will call them back and hang up.
    6. Attempt to insert card into machine.
    7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.
    8. Insert card.
    9. Re-insert card the right way.
    10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.
    11. Enter PIN .
    12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
    13. Enter amount of cash required.
    14. Check make-up in rear view mirror.
    15. Retrieve cash and receipt.
    16. Empty handbag again to locate purse and place cash inside.
    17. Write debit amount in cheque book and place receipt in back of it.
    18. Re-check make-up.
    19. Drive forward 2 feet.
    20. Reverse back to cash machine.
    21. Retrieve card.
    22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided!
    23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.
    24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
    25. Redial person on mobile phone.
    26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
    27. Release Hand Brake.
     
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    IwasanotherwatfordR Well-Known Member

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    I thought it was a Starsky & Hutch reunion...
     
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    Took me a minute to realise what was going on! Can't imagine that would be much fun in rush hour! <laugh>
     
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