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Transfer Rumours Mandy inbound

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Jul 11, 2019.

  1. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    We are
     
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  2. Albert's Chip Shop

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    I’d rather smash my balls in with bricks than have Mandy or Joselu play for us again.
     
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  3. Delusional Full Stop

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    I’d rather smash Chippy in his balls with bricks than have...actually no, I’d just rather smash Chippy in his balls with bricks, end of.

    <cheers>
     
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  4. Albert's Chip Shop

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    You suck ****. Obsessing about delivering sexual pain to me.

    What next, you have a cheeky **** over the thought of stringing me up by my nipples?
     
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  5. Geordieginola

    Geordieginola Well-Known Member

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    I know we are talking about Mandy but come on chaps get a grip.
     
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  6. Delusional Full Stop

    Delusional Full Stop Here to serve all your counselling needs.
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    Now don’t start bringing your sexual fantasies out. We all know why No Chance is staying away from the board after that last episode.
     
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  7. Squint Eye

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    Anything that takes money out MA's pockets now has my blessings. However useless.
     
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  8. Hugh Briss

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    It's all just guff and bluster at this stage.
    We've not even seen Carroll's flowing locks on SSN yet!
     
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  9. missingno

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    Why?
     
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  10. Squint Eye

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    Because money is taken off the fat twat.
     
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  11. missingno

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    Ok since you say so
     
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  12. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    No not ever
     
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  13. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Called it.

    Ffs.

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  14. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    As a free agent I'd say yeah why not, I remember Nile Ranger talking about Carroll and he's a massive character in the back apparently, I think that this club needs a few more normal lads who can keep the dressing room happy.

    If we had to pay a penny for him I'd say no thanks, he's too injury prone ever since he got that knock in his last season for us.
     
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  15. haslam

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    Obviously the hope is just that we'd have someone better then Carroll but failing that he's a god hold up player for the likes of Almiron, Muto, Atsu, etc to play off. I'm trying to be positive here. It's hard.
     
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  16. Ben 10

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    We should go for Morelos from the huns. Absolute arsehole but a good player
     
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  17. missingno

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    Unusual hour to be up and posting. Suspicious.

    Anyway, this takeover/Rafa nonsense leaving us with the amount of signings made at this point means we’re going to be taken advantage of in terms of transfer fee/dining on fee.

    I wouldn’t actually be against his return on the proviso of getting paid per appearance. So knowing us will give him a five year contract on stupid wages.
     
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  18. Ben 10

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    If you're on about me I work nightshift
     
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  19. missingno

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    And I live in New Zealand. But apparently I should be wide awake all night.
     
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  20. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    So have you still got the gaff in Aus? I'll not be happy if you've sold it, we had a deal.
     
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