I’d rather smash Chippy in his balls with bricks than have...actually no, I’d just rather smash Chippy in his balls with bricks, end of.
You suck ****. Obsessing about delivering sexual pain to me. What next, you have a cheeky **** over the thought of stringing me up by my nipples?
Now don’t start bringing your sexual fantasies out. We all know why No Chance is staying away from the board after that last episode.
It's all just guff and bluster at this stage. We've not even seen Carroll's flowing locks on SSN yet!
As a free agent I'd say yeah why not, I remember Nile Ranger talking about Carroll and he's a massive character in the back apparently, I think that this club needs a few more normal lads who can keep the dressing room happy. If we had to pay a penny for him I'd say no thanks, he's too injury prone ever since he got that knock in his last season for us.
Obviously the hope is just that we'd have someone better then Carroll but failing that he's a god hold up player for the likes of Almiron, Muto, Atsu, etc to play off. I'm trying to be positive here. It's hard.
Unusual hour to be up and posting. Suspicious. Anyway, this takeover/Rafa nonsense leaving us with the amount of signings made at this point means we’re going to be taken advantage of in terms of transfer fee/dining on fee. I wouldn’t actually be against his return on the proviso of getting paid per appearance. So knowing us will give him a five year contract on stupid wages.