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Off Topic Mass Debate - The Social Intercourse & Wayne King / Flying Solo Thread

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    Maccas were offering great deals ...........

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    So after lunch, l went to the local whore house but they wouldn't let me in until l threaten them .........

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    That's my first ever porn movie.
    I feel so violated now.
    Think l must shower.
     
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    Very useful public information clip...

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    Sorry, broke not606 rules
     
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    Nothing like a good old fiddle .............

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    Splash the cash and bought myself a new T-shirt, l did................

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    And another good friend ........

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    And if you don't have one, you can rent one
     
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    The new shirts are getting much wear.
    People smile as they go past.
    I'm a winner!
     
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    Wayne King, the pianists to the rescue!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Lovely Budgie - wonder if Wayne plucked it ?
     
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    Maybe they need to build a automatic car wash next door ..............

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4993528/First-sex-doll-brothel-opens-Germany.html

    First sex doll-only brothel opens in Germany following success of Austrian outlet as bizarre trend spreads across Europe
    • Germany's first sex doll-only brothel, featuring 11 'love dolls', has now opened
    • It is run by a woman - 29-year-old Evelyn Schwarz - who has named it 'Bordoll'
    • She stocked her establishment with 11, five stone silicone dolls bought from Asia
    • Schwarz claims she gets visitors from across German society - including judges
    By Harvey Day For Mail Online

    PUBLISHED: 03:05 AEDT, 19 October 2017 | UPDATED: 04:07 AEDT, 19 October 2017



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    The bizarre sex doll craze sweeping across Europe has reached Germany, with the country's first sex doll-only brothel opening for business.



    Evelyn Schwarz, 29, runs the aptly named 'Bordoll' in Dortmund - a fusion of the words 'bordello' and 'doll'.

    Originally looking into S&M, Schwarz instead decided to buy 11 silicone 'love dolls' - each of which she gave a unique name.

    The five stone sex dolls are imported from Asia and cost her €2,000 (£1,786) each.

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    Germany's first sex-doll only brothel has opened for business featuring a red-headed 'love doll' and an anime-style doll

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    Evelyn Schwarz, 29, runs the aptly named 'Bordoll' in Dortmund (pictured), a portmanteau of the words 'bordello' and 'doll'

    They all have different heights, hair colours and breast sizes. One sex doll is even made to look exactly like a blue-haired Japanese anime character.

    It has been such a success that the dolls are booked around 12 times a day, costing €80 (£71) per hour.

    Schwarz said: 'For many it is not a fetish, but more of a curiosity.'

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    She added: 'Actually I was looking for colleagues with good knowledge of German for the S&M scene, because for these practices communication is very important. But I did not find any.'

    The brothel operator said that men of every age and profession from all across Germany have flocked to her brothel.

    Schwarz said: 'From those on benefits to judges. Seventy percent of men also come back.'

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    Evelyn Schwarz, 29, runs the aptly named 'Bordoll' in Dortmund. She is pictured preparing one of the dolls at the brothel

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    The dolls all have different heights, hair colours and breast sizes

    Bizarrely, Schwarz said that the wives of many brothel visitors are reacting 'with tolerance' to their desires and are often seen 'waiting outside in the car' while their husband is having sex with a doll.

    She said: 'They see it as a toy.'

    Schwarz has only had one bad experience at her brothel so far, when an overly excited customer broke a doll, 'Anna' - the most popular one in the establishment.

    Schwarz said she had to order a new one.

    According to reports, sex industry experts estimate that people with a fetish for sex dolls are a growing group, and that they expect more dolls to be made available by brothels.

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    Austrian psychologist Gerti Senger explained why some men are more interested in sleeping with sex dolls instead of a real woman.

    Senger said: 'First, the man can do anything with the doll. Second, every intention is turned off, which can be a factor with a prostitute.'

    But Senger, who is a co-chair at the Austrian Society for Sexual Research, said that she was shocked by some dolls being more popular than real prostitutes and called it 'a real autistic tendency'.

    It was reported earlier this year that sex doll 'Fanny' became the top-selling superstar of the 'Kontakthof' brothel in the Austrian capital of Vienna, getting more customers than the real prostitutes.

    At the Ars Electronica Festival in the city of Linz, an interactive silicone sex doll named 'Samantha' became so popular that it broke down because so many visitors groped its breasts and soiled its body.

    In Germany, a new brothel has now opened that caters exclusively to those who are attracted to plastic sex dolls.



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    Well done Didley - you have really done your research into this extremely thoroughly <ok>
     
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    Where’s old mate UTR’s been lately?
     
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    When maverick went too far! New video reveals how a 'cocky' Navy pilot 'drew' a penis in the sky above Washington
    • WARNING: GRAPHIC CONTENT
    • A new video shows the moment a naval pilot draws a penis in the air
    • Navy officials issued an apology after a pilot created obscene drawing contrails in the sky
    • Residents of Okanogan, Washington caught sight of the drawings this week
    • It's unclear whether the contrail tracings were apart of a training exercise
    By JESSA SCHROEDER FOR DAILYMAIL.COM

    PUBLISHED: 10:15 AEDT, 23 November 2017 | UPDATED: 22:07 AEDT, 23 November 2017



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    A new video has emerged that shows the moment a mischievous Naval pilot drew enormous penises in the sky above Washington last week.

    But Naval officials didn't see the humor in the unnamed pilot's antics - and he or she was lambasted by officials.

    Those officials from the Naval Air Station in Whidbey Island have since apologized for the pilot's actions.

    'The Navy holds its aircrew to the highest standards and we find this absolutely unacceptable, of zero training value and we are holding the crew accountable,' officials said in a statement.

    They described the act as 'immature' and 'unethical' and said that action was being taken to punish the crew responsible.

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    A new video has emerged that shows the moment a mischievous Naval pilot drew enormous penises in the sky above Washington last week

    'The Navy holds its aircrew to the highest standards and we find this absolutely unacceptable, of zero training value and we are holding the crew accountable'
    While they failed to see the humorous side, the internet exploded with appreciation for the pilot's drawings.

    Some people in the town were offended by the illustration and reported it to local news stations including KREM.com.

    Others saw the funny side as they watched the pilot complete their masterpiece.

    'After it made the circles at the bottom, I knew what it was and started laughing,' one said to the SeattlePI.

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    'It was pretty funny to see that ...You don't expect to see something like that.'

    Twitter users shared their appreciation in their droves.

    'A grateful nation thanks you for your service,' said one user. Another asked cheekily: 'Willy be punished?'

    The Navy did not disclose what was being done to reprimand the pilot responsible.


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    The Navy has taken the blame for penis drawings which appeared in the sky above Okanogan, Washington, this week, saying it was one of their pilots who is to blame




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    The drawings appeared this week and sparked controversy in the town where some were offended. The

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    Someone drew a ‘dickie’in the sky...... is that what they call, flying solo?
     
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    Been a while, anyone seen Wayne King?
     
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    Bought a new record today l did ............. to help me sleep at night.

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