Maureen watch

How dense are you?

Chelsea played yesterday, at the Bridge, and drew against Swansea, and you started this thread.

Is it that difficult to understand?

 

Most Hammers are pretty grounded to be honest. If I was a Yid and we had beaten Arsenal 2-0 at their place, i'd be talking of "power shifts"

 

And the first Chavski game already brought us drivel and tears from Maureen hence Piskie starting the thread...

... am I missing something?

 

Don't joke, Lee! After that performance, against a very ineffectual Arsenal, there is every reason to hope (if not, expect) that you could finish above Arsenal, as well.

I'm undecided on the subject, but others are more robust about it.

 

The Penny has finally dropped, Chelsea DREW

But it wasn't what you claimed was it ?

I've also noticed that you've gone back and edited your quotes to try and hide your embarrassment

Unfortunately for you, I'd already quoted your **** up, several times.

Hilarious

 

I have no idea what you're about, mate.

You do like to play games!

Better than discussing football, I suppose.

You'd never catch me going off topic.

 

I'll remind you again then:

You've now gone back and edited your posts to try and hide your embarrassment But I'd already quoted your massive **** up.

Hilarious.

 

What an outrageous suggestion, PISKIE!

 

I don't think so mate. The quote is there for everybody to see, as is your edit to try and hide your monumental **** up.

Come on be honest, your heart must have sunk when you realised.

 

Wow! This is unbelievable, PISKIE!

I really don't know what to say about it.

 

You know as well as I do that you have made a monumental **** up

You could just fess up I suppose, but it's funnier watching you try and blatantly lie, squirm and wriggle.

 

I wriggle for no man!

Er... that came out wrong.

 

I'll go get some more popcorn , can't wait for the next instalment

 

When the chips are down, there's always HIAG to come along and make a idiot of himself to cheer you up

 

What an embarrassment that PISKIE is, eh!

Tsk!

 

You have just embarrassed yourself on a monumental scale. You do realise that all of your comments where you've edited the word 'lost' to 'drew' have that little 'last edited **minutes ago' on them don't you ?

It was funny that you ****ed up in the first place, funnier still that you carried on blissfully unaware of the hole you were digging and even funnier again that you then went back and edited the posts to try and hide your complete balls up.

Total car crash of a ****ed up wum attempt, nobody does it better than you HIAG

 

You are shameless, PISKIE!

 

Moi ? You are the one who has made a gargantuan **** up and then desperately tried to wriggle out of it.

I almost forgot to mention, what made it even funnier than the reasons I listed above, was that you didn't just stick to this thread to make an arse of yourself, you did it on two threads, at the same time !

You must realise that I'm never going to let you forget this HIAG

 

What? You mean it's more embarrassing than starting a thread that takes the piss out of Chelsea, merely for drawing against a ****e side a mere 24 hours before your own side loses against an even ****ter side?

On a scale 1 to 10, how would people rank these two embarrassments, I wonder?

 

I, on the other hand, will never again raise your embarrassing episode regarding the timing of your foolish "Maureen Watch" thread.

You can trust me on that, PISKIE. You have my word as a past Master Wum.

 

This thread was started because Maureen (like you) has knack of making comments that come back to haunt him and (like you) makes piss poor excuses to try and hide behind.

Why would I start a piss take thread based on the back of a draw ? I wouldn't because it wouldn't be a piss take would it ? This thread will have longevity because Maureen (like you) will inevitable embarrass himself repeatedly throughout the season.

As for embarrassment, nothing even comes close to the embarrassment you bestowed upon yourself HIAG, making a bullsht claim, being blind to what you had done, digging a massive hole and then editing your comments to try and hide your **** up

It is right up there as one of your best failed WUM attempts