Maureen watch

Looks like a clown did it

 

It can't be me, PISKIE; I'm banned from the Gooner board.

 

You should be banned from photoshop too

 

Yes, but we all know that it's a picture from your personal holiday snaps, that you stayed up editing all night

 

No, it's a photo I took at the Gooner Board Convention.

 

But it isn't though is it ? We all know that you've spent ages trawling through pictures online and then stayed up all night EDITING them, to try and prove that you're not wound up in the slightest

 

Google "clowns images" and you'll find that photo. It took me less than a minute. The rest is merely adding the speach-bubble and text, and the "Piskie" badge with drop-shadow. It's fairly basic stuff, especially for someone with my level of photoshop skills. The entire image took me around 15 minutes.

The beautiful thing is that the fun that I and so many others will gain from that image will last a life-time.

 

15 minutes

 

That's from search to upload of completed image.

Hilarious, eh!

 

The fact that you've made those pictures just demonstrates how wound up you are mate.

The fact that both your clown and fish pictures are an ironic statement on you wumming yourself do make them funny though

 

Finally you've twigged that this is Banter and meant to be fun. Penny finally dropped

 

You don't believe that, so why say it? What makes this a very poor wum, is the fact that you know that no one else believes that you believe it.

The fact is, PISKIE, I love making these images. I'm good at it, they exercise my imagination (which is colossal), and I piss myself laughing as i make them! I have so many more ideas, too, so keep an eye out for further images as the season proresses. I have a couple of crackers planned for Wenger, but I need the right occasion to go public with it. I will take "ripping the piss" to an entirely new level.

 

I've been laughing at HIAG for ages on here mate. He is your classic 'foot in mouth' comedian. Hence why he earned he title Village Idiot.

 

Again, you'd love that to be true or, rather, for people to flood forward to agree with you; but you know that they know that you know it simply is not true. The fact is, I "own you and everything about you." Not my words, but those of the astute and widely respected Bodanki. The Chelsea mod speaks for so many, too.

You put a brave face on it, but what gives me a real kick is the fact that I know it eats away at you, as you're sat "alone and naked, ****ing, under the cupboard of your mum's stairs" (not my words, but those of a widely respected Gooner).

 

I don't doubt it. Small things, small minds.

This really is an insight into the brilliant mind of a hot shot Lawyer .

 

It doesn't matter what I'd love it to be, it's simply an irrefutable fact.

Tell me, if you don't end up putting your foot in your mouth when you try and WUM, then why did you edit your comments to try and cover up after your WUM went wrong on the Maureen thread ?

 

We each get our kicks is different ways, PISKIE.

 

Give it up, mate! It's gone way beyond embarrassing, now!

 

And your's come from staying up until 3am making pictures about me to try and prove you're not wound up.

It speaks volumes mate

 

Simple question mate. Why did you edit your comments ?