and may all your ding-dongs go merrily on high! Man United looking sorry Fa la la la la, la la la la. First Mourinho, now there's Ole Fa la la la la, la la la la. Anfield sings, are you listening? In White Hart Lane, tears are glistening Spurs are a fright Mourinho is sh**te Walking round in cloud cuckoo land MERRY CHRISTMAS!
Hark the Anfield choir sings Glory to the Egyptian king Peas on Earth And Merseyside Don't let that 10 gap point slide!
All the best everyone. In strictly footballing terms, let's hope we don't have the same anti-climax as last year.