Maybe we found a striker ''Batefemi Gomis''

I bet your wages may be an issue? Stocksfield will offer more there are plenty of millionaires in that area.

 

I was up for it until you mentioned a man bag. Sadly I don't have one and I'm far too tight to buy one. Gandalf might lend me his I suppose

 

I'm not a greedy man.

I'd want parity with Willo though, I'm not suffering the humiliation of that fecker getting more than me.

 

Kill Williamson and steal his identity!! it wont be hard he looks very common to say the least and he has no style in his play whatsoever.

 

I have one fella. They are quite decent to be fair. Fits all my technology in.

 

Right I'm all set and ready to go. Well as long as my Sony headphones from 1993 can pass? I'll just put some big fuzzy things on them and pretend they are hip and cutting edge.

 

To be fair me looking that uncomfortable with a football at my feet might be quite difficult to mimick. I had quite a bit of style about me in my heyday.

I'm doing that man thing now where you start to believe. I'll be in front of the mirror tonight in full kit.

 

You have no chance.


sorry couldn't resist

In my opinion saying negative things to people helps.

 

I'll pretend I didn't just read that

 

I'm serious get aangry and make it count !!! get mean, get even.. Come on pull your finger out.

 

Oh dear

 

i remember us being linked with him and him being dubbed the next drogba! someone made a great point about him being similar to ba and having the same ba/cisse problem with gomis. gomis is a good player, id prefer aubemeyang though. give us something different. cisse and ameobi both lack explosive pace

 

This rumour is floating around this morning ! are after him ? can we get him?

It is my opinion we have absoloutely no chance whatsoever, however at least it's someone different to Remy.

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Heard lopes was linked to serie a. Doubt they'd let 2 forwards leave !

 

He is the striker I would want in. Would rather of went for him instead of remy. But like the op says, think we've got no chance with this one.

 

Any news on this?

 

I'll just merge this with the other Gomis thread fella, thanks for updating us

 

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Being all clever like that!

 

Didn't know you were a drunkard Gandalf, we have certain standards for Mods.

By the way, is that your wife or your Ma?

 

That's me AB 800 sexy pounds of pure sword-wielding terror

From now on, if I have to take action on a thread, I'm using some variation of "close-io thread-o" and #I'mgandalfbaby