Men ‘relieving’ themselves in public

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  1. The Norton Cat

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    I don't think anyone got offended too easily, did they? Certainly not the OP. This could have been a light-hearted thread about people taking less care about where they relieve themselves but people decided to have unnecessary dig instead.
     
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    Years ago there was a one of these bogs in Consett, my brother got himself locked in it on a night out, In the small hours some geezer shouted he would get him out if he slipped a Twenty through a small gap in the door. He declined and it was a further Two hours until plod heard his ruckus and released him from his cell. Still piss myself about this event.
     
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  3. Gordon Armstrong

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    That's what I said right at the beginning, man . . . . and what you quoted was just a joke :emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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  4. The Norton Cat

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    Was that next to the car park behind Middle Street? I remember that.
     
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  5. The Norton Cat

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    Fair enough <hug>
     
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    Aye mate I think so, I wasn't actually with him so not one hundred percent certain.
     
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    Just stopped for a pee in the middle of nowhere between Ravenstonedale and Kirby Steven and three lasses popped up from nowhere’s on bikes nearly s hit myself as well as peeing.<laugh>
     
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    Did you get their numbers?
     
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    He married one of them.
     
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    If that's a picture of his wife as his avatar he must have been pissed :)
     
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    Lived in south East London for 2 years and saw two blokes tossing off on the bus on separate occasions.

    Never tried it myself.
     
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    5 pages man! On two lads needing a piss!!
     
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    I think that qualifies you as a Serial Pisser, Gil! <laugh>
     
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    I reckon they’re carrying them sat navs that tractors have so they know where you are just to get a glimpse of my todger that’s what I reckon anyhow.
     
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    Screenshot_20210630-183253_Photos~2.jpg Best toilet ever - fact
     
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    The last time ( I was caught) I had been in the Derry for a hit n miss but my urethra must have held a bit back and I thought I will nip behind Brogans and finish it there. I watched the police van drive away lowered my zip and merrily restarted the p*ss I thought I had finished. Lo and behold the sneaky coppers had drove underneath the entrance to the multi storey car park and straight back round and there I was caught in the headlights. The devious b*stards. The police just said "in the van son", " in mid flow or do you want me to finish 1st officer" says I. Right clever ****e we always catch one and for your lip am doing ya. Never got the summons for ages but eventually a good few months later it came through.
     
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    its a shame we got rid of the stocks for that behaviour, that's why when the fair came to Sunderland they would omit the coconut shy, Joe public got plenty of practice on naughty boys like you, U nlike you my mam always said i was a little angel...<whistle>:emoticon-0131-angel
     
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    From what I've seen around town etc here, eastern European blokes don't give a shìt where they piss.
    Then again most don't seem to give a shìt what they do. ;)
     
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    I get angry when men get their Dick out and rape people. Having a piss? Not so fussed about. And I've seen just as many lasses pissing in public as I have men(not counting the fullwell end)

    Grand scheme not nice but hardly an issue, piss isn't flooding our streets. I think I can give somebody, male or female, the benefit ofthe doubt that they were desperate.
     
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  20. Disco down under

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    Thought it was the one in Scotland where you dive into the grime, swim around in the pristine waters beneath and get a handful of methadone you can shelf.
     
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