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  1. Libby

    Libby 9-0

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    Merry Christmas to all my fellow Saints not606ers. It's been a ****ing awful year for everyone but hopefully this has been a good escape and provided some laughs at times; I know it has for me.

    Hope you all have as good a one as possible, and just remember that next year it can be done properly while the mighty Saints are in the midst of an European tour.


    <cracker>
     
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  2. fatletiss

    fatletiss Well-Known Member

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    I’m not a season ticket holder now, but if we get to Milan, I’m fecking going even if I have to ride my bike!!

    have a great one Libby and enjoy it with your lad. Special age for Christmas that. I’ll be fortunately sharing it with my kids, but I doubt I’ll get the same excitement from an 18 and 19 year old that you’ll see from yours!

    Enjoy and Up the saints. We’re gonna fecking smash em!
     
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  3. Libby

    Libby 9-0

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    How could I forget to add that bit. UTFS mate indeed.

    Lad's been pretty low key so far but think it's suddenly dawned on him this morning and he's excited. Not my turn to have him Chrisrmas Eve but looking forward to picking him up tomorrow afternoon.

    It's different for everyone this year but hopefully we can all make the best of it, things will get better.
     
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  4. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Happy Christmas to all of you. Even, or perhaps especially, to the odd skate looking in. It’s not often both our clubs are doing well at Christmas.

    All my plans are out the window this year, like a lot of people’s are. Quite happy to use that as an excuse to resign from the carnival of consumption, not have to travel, not have to eat or help cook a turkey.

    You don’t have to be a Christian, or even believe in any sort of God, for this to be a spiritual and reflective time of year. And if there is a God, we all know he loves the Saints.
     
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  5. SaintMarv

    SaintMarv Well-Known Member

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    Bah Humbug
     
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  6. SaintMarv

    SaintMarv Well-Known Member

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    Seriously though wishing you all a Merry Christmas and a prosperous new year and to make sure I cover all bases so no one is left out Happy Holidays
     
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  7. thereisonlyoneno7

    thereisonlyoneno7 Well-Known Member

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    I echo all that has already been said above.

    The strangest of years and hopefully we are turning the corner. This place has made me mad and kept me sane at the same time.

    As Archers said whether you believe in god or not, this is a special time and I hope that although plans may be dashed and it won't be the normal Xmas we normally have, I hope you all get to enjoy a few days off.

    2020 has been crap, but if it wasn't for the bad times, we won't fully appreciate the good times.

    Merry Christmas to you all and remember the future is bright, it's red and white!

    COYR!!!!!!!!




    PS You think you have it bad, imagine having the responsibility of having to play the dishwasher game on Boxing day morning after a lockdown Xmas dinner.....
     
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  8. oldstocktonsaint

    oldstocktonsaint Well-Known Member

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    Happy Christmas from the cold and snowy North. Or as Aberdeen calls it, the Midlands.
     
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  9. Saint Elsewhere

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    A very merry Christmas to all you Sainty types ( and everyone else for that matter). I wish peace and happiness for all in the near future and that we can consign the terrible bits of this past year to the bin as soon as possible. Maybe a touch optimistic, but as we all know, you have to have goals.
     
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  11. fatletiss

    fatletiss Well-Known Member

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    I hope my mate’s girlfriend gets back from the Ukraine in time for tomorrow.

    Nobody wants a chick in Kiev for Christmas
     
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  12. San Tejón

    San Tejón Well-Known Member

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    Merry Christmas to one and all.
    Hopefully the Christmas cracker jokes will be something to look forward to. :emoticon-0145-shake
     
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  13. fran-MLs little camera

    fran-MLs little camera Well-Known Member

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    Happy Christmas everybody and a healthy and hopeful New Year. Hold your heads up high and your big fat bellies low. <cracker><gift>:emoticon-0152-heart
     
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  14. StJabbo1

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    Season's Greetings

    upload_2020-12-24_12-31-3.jpeg

    T'was the night before Christmas
    And all through the house,
    Everybody felt ****ty
    Even the mouse.

    Mum at the whorehouse
    And Dad smoking Grass,
    I'd just settled down
    For a nice piece of ass.

    When out on the lawn
    I heard such a clatter,
    I sprung from my piece
    To see what was the matter.

    Then out on the lawn
    I saw a big dick,
    I know in a moment
    It must be Saint Nick.

    He came down the chimney
    Like a bat out of hell,
    I knew in a moment
    The ****er had fell.

    He filled all our stockings
    With pretzels and beer,
    And a big rubber dick
    For my brother, The Queer.

    He rose up the chimney
    With a thunderous fart,
    The son of a bitch
    Blew the chimney apart.

    He swore and he cursed
    As he rode out of sight,
    Piss on you all
    And have a hell of a night.
     

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  15. Archers Road

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    <laugh> That joke is so bad, it should be nominated for some sort of award.
     
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  16. steve79

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    Merry xmas all. Fingers crossed next will be alot brighter
     
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  17. MorgansBitOnTheSchneid

    MorgansBitOnTheSchneid Well-Known Member

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    Merry Christmas you lot. As **** as this year has been for some, we've all done good in the world raising money for the less fortunate. I take more pride in helping others than myself so what we have done as a forum community fills me with joy and shows that humanity is still has a lot of great people in it. Hope you all stay safe and have as good as time as possible and I'm here for all of you if you feel lonely or are struggling just pm me and I'll do my upmost to help you.
     
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  18. St. Luigi Scrosoppi

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    Oh ****ing hell I suppose I have to say it:

    Merry Christmas everyone.
     
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  19. thereisonlyoneno7

    thereisonlyoneno7 Well-Known Member

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    I have a screenshot of St Godders typing this ^^^

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  20. ChilcoSaint

    ChilcoSaint What a disgrace
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    Merry Christmas you lot, thanks for behaving yourselves this year. Let’s hope next year is considerably less horrible than 2020 has been!
     
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