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Mon's Lockdown Logbook

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  1. monacoger

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    Hiya guise. It is day 4 or 5 of lockdown now, think it started on Saturday evening, so let's call it 4 shall we? Great!

    Today, we got told that the kids are not allowed to ride their bikes in the communal grounds. Can only use them on my front terrace and my back terrace.

    Had a lovely cheese, onion, lettuce, tomato and avocado sandwich at about 11am. The avocado was from our communal avocado tree. Had tortilla and salad for lunch. It was alright, but I preferred the sandwich.

    I have no idea what wacky things I will get up to tonight, probably drink beer and get banned from football groups on facebook, just like last night.

    One thing is for sure, I will let you all know either tonight or on day 5 of Mon's Lockdown Logbook. <ok>
     
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    Je Suis Mon
     
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    Impressed with the avocado tree though you may put Mexicans out of work,keep us posted:emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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    The groundskeeper gave us about 25 of them the other day. I have a non communal lemon tree and non communal orange tree. Next door have a huge tree that has yellow plums on it, they are ****ing great. I did notice yesterday that there is what I can only describe as some sort of bean tree. Weird, I always thought beans came from plants like peas.
     
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    20200316_162443.jpg

    Not sure if you can see them clearly or not?
     
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    I wouldn’t eat those beans if I were you.
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    I can,they look more like peppers.
     
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    Haha yeah, I was in a rush to take the photo, most are flat, but I agree that particular one does look more like a pepper or a chilli. I knew some **** would say that!
     
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  10. The Cunnilungus Connoisseur

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    Rumours abound that Britain will go into lockdown on Friday for 15 days.

    Glad that Iain is monsplaining what to expect though my avocado tree has been ravaged by Brexit.
     
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    Think I will take a better photo of the bean tree later <ok>
     
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    Put your glasses on and photo will be clearer.:emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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    I don't have glasses. Maybe I will get some in 6 months time when the lockdown is over. I could end up like one of those Japs that just stayed in the jungle for years after the war finished.
     
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    This is fùcking riveting stuff. Early contender for thread of the year. If there is anybody left to vote come December of course.

    Any news on the mysterious tree yet?
     
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    bastards imho
     
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    Here you go guise
     

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    Hahaha yeah probably. I prefer my slur though.
     
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  20. Mick O'Toon

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    Could be a green bean tree and yes that is a thing,looks well pruned.
     
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