Off Topic Most embarrassing moment

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  1. look_back_in_amber

    look_back_in_amber Well-Known Member

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    C’mon own up, mine should give you all a bit of a Christmas chuckle...

    Last Wednesday, yep it’s taken me a while to own up to it, I was left to look after Avery, my 3 year old grandson, as Mrs. LBIA had a four hour shift at work. So after my morning tea and toast, and while Avery was watching tv, I went to get my morning shower. I always leave the shower room door open to let the steam out, while I was washing my hair with my eyes closed I heard Avery say ‘look Grandad it’s Aunty Sue’, Mrs LBIA’s sister in Australia, I opened my eyes to see that he had my iPad with Sue on FaceTime pushed up to the glass shower door giving her a full frontal it’s funny now but it wasn’t at the time!

    So be honest, what’s yours?
     
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  2. tigerscanada

    tigerscanada Well-Known Member

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    Has Avery mentioned he posted it on YouTube along with your address yet ?
     
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  3. Quill

    Quill Bastard

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    There's a picture out there of me wearing a Leeds shirt.

    I have taken serious measures to make sure said photo never sees the light of day.

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  4. balkan tiger

    balkan tiger Well-Known Member

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    It's embarrassing that a 3 year old is smarter than I am. Ipad facetime ?????
     
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    look_back_in_amber Well-Known Member

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    Exactly mate, frightening!
     
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  6. Kempton

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    I shat myself at work a couple of months ago. I mean I really shat myself bad.

    What do you do in these situations?

    I didn't really feel like informing the boss or anyone, you'll understand. I just picked up my things and set off home, **** running down my legs.

    I walk to work, so obviously I walk home. I cross Wilmington Bridge.

    The bridge is closed for barges to pass.

    It closes very rarely, but this day, its closed, I knew it would be. I had to stand with my back against the fence as there were about ten other human beings waiting for the bridge to open. I don't think anyone noticed.

    Then comes the crunch.

    I suddenly remember there's a houseful at home. The mother in law, father in law, sister in law and various kids.

    It was hell on earth :emoticon-0107-sweat

    I had to ring Mz Kempton so she'd be ready with a bin bag and kitchen roll and to make sure the bathroom was free.

    I'll spare you the rest of this story.
     
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  7. Mr Hatem

    Mr Hatem Well-Known Member

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    Thought that was you.
     
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  8. Sir Cheshire Ben

    Sir Cheshire Ben Well-Known Member

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    Apart from the bridge it sounds pretty normal to me.
     
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  9. Kempton

    Kempton Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>
     
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  10. Mr Hatem

    Mr Hatem Well-Known Member

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    To much info on this thread.
     
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  11. Kempton

    Kempton Well-Known Member

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    Tbf, none of the lads gave me a hard time the next day.
     
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  12. AmalCarb

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    THOSE empty seats are Wembley.

    A fukcing play off final ffs...

    Embarrassing beyond belief.


    Allams OUT
     
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  13. Quill

    Quill Bastard

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    If that's your most embarrassing moment, you've lived a ****ing charmed life...
     
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  14. DMD

    DMD Eh?
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  15. Leon T Trout AFC

    Leon T Trout AFC Well-Known Member

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    Eh? Apologies for having some semblance of a memory, but I'm sure you brazenly told everyone that you shat yourself at work a while back.

    So, is this happening regularly?

    Maybe this is the new spending-all-Monday-morning-in-the-bog?
     
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  16. Kempton

    Kempton Well-Known Member

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    Oh yer, I'd forgotten I'd already posted this.

    It is funny looking back though.
     
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  17. Quill

    Quill Bastard

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    Regardless, at least it's not as embarrassing as going on The Chase and taking the negative offer.

    I can't imagine anyone on here being that embarrassing...





    Arguably the greatest thread this forum has ever seen: https://not606.com/threads/bcc-on-the-chase.361083
     
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  18. DMD

    DMD Eh?
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    At least he's giving his employer a run for his money. Even if it is down the back of his legs. <ok>
     
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  19. Kempton

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    Brazenly is an impressive word by the way <ok>
     
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  20. Leon T Trout AFC

    Leon T Trout AFC Well-Known Member

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    Truly lynchworthy.
     
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