Mouser Watch #2

So whilst we watch football games, u stare at our cabinet?

 

we all watch football games and i'm sure some people like to watch their own teams win as much as entertaining football (obviously theres a balance). Anyway i was congratulating you on all the trophies you've been winning (harrys got about 6) which is keeping the gap big

 

And what trophies have Saltypool won since Norbert took charge?

I mean if you're going to choose a Narrative to mindlessly regurgitate, you may as well apply it evenly.

 

And to cover any student community that may support Chelsky :

Mind the gap year.

 

Your attitude suggests there is nothing to be positive about if you don't win a trophy

 

I must admit feeling a bit sorry for Carragher.
The girl's dad was a t*** , but he shouldn't have reacted to him.
But he shouldn't be hung out to dry either whilst the publicity seeking numpty and his daughter are portrayed as "victims" (with all that entails in the modern world).
When I can understand what he's saying, he's not a bad pundit and I wouldn't like to see him lose his job because some t*** goaded him.

 

He's not a bad pundit? In this thirteen minute apology he still managed to squeeze in how Harry Kane would leave us this summer if we didn't win any trophies three times!

 

Mouser snowflake alert!
Apparently putting the numbers 96 on a red t shirt (with a red rose emblem) with the word ‘karma’ is a direct reference to the Hillsborough disaster. Despite sources stating it relates to a Bob Marley song ‘What goes around, comes around’ re-released in 1996.

In other news, Tory-supporting midwives (if there could be any) are demanding that the word ‘labour’ be removed from all hospital signage.....

 

I hope they don't change it to 88.
It might offend some overweight women.

 

Disagree mate.
Mrs RCL showed me the picture and I immediately thought it was a Hillsborough top of some kind.
I find it hard to believe that no one who worked in the design process, the making process, the printing process, the quality control, the marketing department, the transport depots or the shops mentioned it.
I ain't accusing them of mocking Hillsborough but I also do not think people are being precious for thinking it was thoughtless.

 

Except these fashions are generally designed outside of the UK - let alone outside a world that would associate those factors with the tragedy. Bloody Globalisation!
It clearly wasn’t intended and surely doesnt deserve the moral outrage it attracted. Same result could have been achieved by a phone call to the company.

 

96 is from now on to be called 95a as 96 has been trademarked

 

Yes, they're still whining about perceived injustices while demonstrating their lack of self-awareness or understanding of what a foul is...

 

US based, Trump supporting moron, who limits his pro-Mouser Tweets to when either 1) they have won or 2) when mock outrage is in the air

 

Liverpool will resist any attempts by clubs to sign Salah as the Anfield club target winning the Premier League next season. (Times - subscription required)

They actually said next year would be their year!!!

 

‘Nurse!, Nurse!’

 

I assume they had to forsake a PL campaign
this season to ensure Salah has a chance of
winning the golden boot from Kane.

 

Delete as appropriate.

Groundhog day

 

Mane booked for a blatant dive, and not before time, he`s a repeat offender like Firmino, Oxlade and Lallana etc. But don`t expect the media to give it much air time like they do with Dele Alli.