Egyptian lawyer attempts to get scouse citizenship https://www.standard.co.uk/sport/fo...wyer-after-mohamed-salah-injury-a3849566.html
To be fair, he'd fit right in. Their current level of hysteria is well into the lunatic category and sits well alongside behaviour like this. God love 'em, they are funny.
Would now be a bad time to mention that one Liverpudlian Sunday league team are called Oyster Martyrs FC?
Klopp now the favourite for the Madrid job now they've given up on Poch. Will he take Karius or Salah with him to Madrid? Or even both? Might be mixed feelings for the red mice.
Salah, Firmino, and the good will of everyone whose had to put up with four month worth of bleating about an onside goal...
I'm sure every last Saltypudlian who sent death threats to him and his family are now lining up to apologise Then again, it is worth pointing out that John W Henry is a trustee of Massachusetts General Hospital...
How long before the Bishop of Liverpool issues a fatwa on Sergio Ramos for nobbling two players in a one man team?
Confirmation from Youtube general hospital that the first concussion trauma event occurred sometime before then :
How the **** would they know when it happened? Probably got a slap off somebody in the dressing room after the game. Can't say that I blame them!
This is just the Mousers trying to save face by giving Karius an excuse for being crap, they`ll want top dollar for him when they come to sell him later in the window, nobody is going to pay good money for a calamity keeper. I doubt anybody will be fooled though, what about all the other mistakes he has made previously.
Lorus Karius' ex-girlfriend has been thanking Liverpool's legendary support for their understanding following Karius' concussion driven mistakes... "This weekend I have been called every offensive name under the sun, with `whore’ being the most common." “I have been threatened that I will be stabbed in my organs, that my family will be killed, being told they are already dead, being told to kill myself, that the Russian mafia are after me etc etc.” “I’ve laughed it off, deleted as many comments as I can, because I do think you’re all a bunch of lunatics.” When you walk through a storm Hold your head up high And don't be afraid of the dark At the end of a storm There's a golden sky And the sweet silver song of a lark Walk on through the wind Walk on through the rain Though your dreams be tossed and blown Walk on, walk on With hope in your heart And you'll never walk alone You'll never walk alone Walk on, walk on With hope in your heart And you'll never walk alone You'll never walk alone