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Mouser Watch #2

Discussion in 'Tottenham Hotspur' started by Hoddle is a god, May 26, 2012.

  1. humanbeingincroydon

    humanbeingincroydon Well-Known Member

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    "We don't use it as an excuse, we use it as an explanation" - Norbert, using Karius' concussion as an excuse for getting humped by Los Ladrones
     
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    From the list of stuff that you just couldn't make up...........

    Loris Karius: Liverpool boss Jurgen Klopp defends keeper after mistake in friendly



    Probably concussed........Klopp, that is.
     
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  3. Good to see that the Mouser media are consistent - consistently ****s!!


    Think they misread the general thoughts of the nation judging by the responses <laugh>

    Particularly liked this
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  4. "Thanks for that Brian"

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    Come Sunday, Lovren's going to have some medal haul......

    2018 - Champions League [Loser]
    2018 - World Cup [Loser]

    It was but a few short weeks ago that Captain 'Hendo' was going to lead teams to victory in both. Bless him. He didn't even win an armband. <laugh>

    Maybe, Hugo will show them what a winners medal looks like?
     
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  5. humanbeingincroydon

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    There's a reason I always describe that rag as the Scouse Sun - because that's exactly what it is, and when you're actively looking to emulate the tabloid people of that city are boycotting there's something seriously wrong with you.
     
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    Following his losers medal in the CL and his losers medal from the WC, the self-proclaimed best centre half in the world returns home to find a letter on the kitchen table............

    "Dear Dejan,........................................"

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    £66.8 M for a keeper? Looks like their accountant has concussion as well.
     
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    Let me guess, this is Sergio Ramos' fault too?
     
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    He became England's best ever midfielder during his absence from the WC. After a whole season, I expect Mousers to be calling for at least the Ballon D'Or and a Knighthood........"Better than Modric that lad."
     
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    Somebody really needs to have "not winning anything" explained to them...

     
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  11. Funny how the same numpties would say that coming 2nd in the PL, or getting the Golden Boot by scoring 3 penalties wasn't 'winning' something..... <doh>

    £70m for a Keeper had better improve them, but won't solve the problem of having Lovren as their CB <laugh>
     
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    Apart from IQs, those drop constantly whenever Saltypool are involved
     
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  17. Tin hats on, lads!! Incoming....... <yikes>

    Liverpool unluckiest Premier League team & Manchester United luckiest, says study - http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/45087444

    Some 'to be expected' comments on HYS already....... <laugh>
     
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    Would that bad luck have anything to do with how their players keep falling over in the opponent's penalty area, causing the referee to give them a penalty out of pity in spite of the obvious lack of contact with an opposition player?
     
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    Close to 700 comments already on HYS. :D
    I like one comment stating that this study mirrors Lawros'
    prediction league.

    But more significantly for the bitter Mousers ...

    Spurs final points total EXACTLY matched the "luck" predictions.
    Which means Spurs DESERVED a certain 2-2 result last season.
     
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