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Neighbours, mine are ****s.

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Schlem Boogerman, Jun 25, 2021.

  1. Libby

    Libby 9-0

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    He should get beered right up and then go in the garden at 1am and give a rendition of Geordie Allouete.
     
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  2. Blueman

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    Throw bricks through their windows. Works for me.
     
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  3. PINKIE

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    Not physically possible.

    I used to know a bird who had a chinchilla that could suck itself off though.
     
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  4. Schlem Boogerman

    Schlem Boogerman Well-Known Member

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    When I was a boy I wanted one.what was life line with a real Chinese?
     
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  5. Tobes

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    You defo don’t have to worry about ever being a neighbour of mine mate, so there’s a bonus for you.
     
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  6. Edelman

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    Classy :emoticon-0102-bigsm
     
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  7. Dr Nickilas Van Helsing

    Dr Nickilas Van Helsing Well-Known Member

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    Tell them that
     
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  8. Schlem Boogerman

    Schlem Boogerman Well-Known Member

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    You a lesbian?
     
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  9. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Never tried it.

    You ?
     
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  10. Schlem Boogerman

    Schlem Boogerman Well-Known Member

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    Salty.
     
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  11. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Then whats the problem
     
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  12. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Ooh yur ard
     
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  13. Blueman

    Blueman Well-Known Member

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    Doesn't really take a hard case to throw bricks through windows tbf. <laugh>
     
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  14. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Kinda my point charles bronson
     
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  15. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    My neighbours are all nice folk. No bother on my street. Must mean I’m the **** then.
     
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  16. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Perhaps you're all ****s.
     
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  17. Blueman

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    <laugh>
     
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  18. Tobes

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    Probably means you don’t live around ****s mate tbh.
     
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  19. Dr Nickilas Van Helsing

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    I dunno sometimes it's always the nicest people you'd ever meet that Bury people under the floorboards
     
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  20. Tobes

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    You watch too many serial killer documentaries mate.
     
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