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Neighbours, mine are ****s.

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Schlem Boogerman, Jun 25, 2021.

  1. brb

    brb CR250

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    Change mine to Moe.
     
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  2. Saintmagic

    Saintmagic Well-Known Member

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    Only know two of my neighbours, the ones either side of my house. One is about 60 and has a 20 year old Russian mrs who is unbelievable and regularly roams around in basically nothing, think I’ve spoken to him twice in the 5 years I’ve lived here. He’s great.

    Other one is a **** who tries to speak to me every time I see him, and pretty much always about how many horses he owns or some property he’s bought. He also has some weird fascination about knowing everything about everyone who lives in a 1000m radius of his yard. Hopefully he ****s off soon
     
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  3. Blueman

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    Wtf is a chooper?
     
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  4. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Its a chopper but longer <laugh>
     
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  5. Blueman

    Blueman Well-Known Member

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    Yeah brilliant. <laugh>
     
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  6. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    I wanted to murder mine, fortunately everyone seemed to hate him and he got beaten up on 2 occasions by different people on the road, and then later evicted for being a ****.
    A teacher, unsurprisingly.
     
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  7. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Dont think Sucky is a teacher bro
     
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  8. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    No courses for what i could teach ya.

    Ghetto graduated :bandit:
     
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  9. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    @Treble is.


    I know... Makes sense why kids are fickfuks now :bandit:
     
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  10. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    Deputy Head mate <whistle>

    But yeh your point still stands <laugh>
     
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  11. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Deputy dickhead <laugh>
     
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  12. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    That's Sir to you <laugh>
     
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  13. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Sir Deputy Dickhead <whistle>
     
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  14. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    That's better <ok>
     
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    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Im sure it’s what the kids call you anyway <laugh>
     
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    Treble Keyser Söze

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    Unlikely, far too many syllables. But that's ok I call them far worse. Beat them up too when nobody's looking.
     
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  17. PINKIE

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    They probs call you that behind your back, which is why you’ve never heard them say it <whistle>
     
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  18. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    supposedly a joke, but afaic, it's the type of thing teachers do.
    Quite a few pedos too, and no teacher ever grasses up another, regardless what they witness.
     
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  19. Blueman

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    <laugh>
     
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  20. Schlem Boogerman

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    IMG20210629151359_copy_2000x1500.jpg Copper chopper been over our house for 20 mins.
    Hope it ****s off before the match <grr>
     
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