Off Topic New and improved your inventions in four words only!

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WARNING: This thread needs more than a four word reply!

Another pointless and light hearted thread that will drop to page three in a week or so..

If you have any good ideas or inventions then why not share your moment of clarity with us all.

Serious ones are ok but the more pointless or stupid your suggestions the better!

I have loads to put on here but will just start with one!

You know thick bleach kills 99.9 of the bactiria, well get this...

Why not invent clever bleach? It will find that sneaky 00.1 germ ank kick it's butt

 

You can win a tenna..

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Not on this thread mind, but try your local betting shop, could win ten there if you know your horses

 

Where's SD and Kiwi when you need them?

 

Ok, looks like it's going to be a long day in the office.

I Will try to get the ball rolling but 1st a picture to try and grab your attentions...

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Ok, I would like to pitch the USB toaster.

Yes literally it's a toaster with two USB ports. You can plug something in to charge up while your doing the toast.

Or the USB toaster pro, with blue tooth. You can then download the toaster app and turn it on or off from your phone!

Despite this being a really stupid and compleatly pointless idea I bet it really would sell to a novelty market.

 

Ok, I tried but it seems if a thread involves typing more than three words depending which one then nobody can be bothered.

Also it could be just a very cr@p thread and everyone thinks I'm a bit sad

I have no issue with that btw!

 

Ok so here is another one.
The shag remote with features like slow motion action replay.
So you have put a really good shift in on the job, but the deed is done and f#ck faces have been exchanged.
You can rewind your shag with the shag remote. Enjoy the highlights of your workout plus slow motion "sorry ive just cum" replay!
Basically a time machine that only works after sex.

 

How about an automatic snooze alarm clock
It goes off as normal at the chosen time but after sounding for 5 seconds it goes into snooze mode for 10 minutes
You don't have to search for a button and we all press the snooze anyway
(It sounded better before I actually started typing)

 

If we don't like typing more than three words how to you explain the success of the four word story thread

 

I can normally manage to type the like word

 

I like posting pictures

 

Ok, having thought about this it would cause social problems.

My life would not carry on due to me having another rewind.

A new type of therapy would be needed to fight against shag remote addiction...

 

Thanks lambayana and Kiwi for posting something, I feel better now.

You both probably feel sorry for me!

 

Fair play, my other new thread will be the complaints about my spelling and poor numerical skills

That would be a popular thread

 

I have **** all imagination so my ideas will probably sound retarded

 

Retarded? Yes please Tom! One or two serious invention suggestions on this thread would be ok, I personally would prefer the more stupid, pointless or not possible ones

Just a bit of banter. I Like this forum but I've got bored with the story thread and word ascoiation threads. I find them a tad groundhog day after a while, mind you the story one still makes me laugh.

 

Sorry mate, I haven't come up with anything worth posting.
I'll keep trying.

 

How about the "understand what your wife/girlfriend really means translator gizmo/app!"

Does what it says on the tin. With this handy little app us blokes can earn extra promises, be in the dog house less by being one step ahead and keeping the better half happy

 

I still use that quote at opportune moments now
In fact, half of my pre-programmed responses to certain situations probably come from TV or movies