I'm guessing this seems to become a problem as old age sets in. Aussie mentioned not trusting a fart just the other day
I have experienced that particular problem only once in my life - known to my family as "that Argos moment" - whilst out shopping. Not a comfortable sensation I must say, especially if you have to drive home afterwards.....
Folks, please remember that the aarsehole rules the body. The body quivers, shakes and folds until the backside is put at ease. The brain goes all foggy and nothing else matters until Mr Ass has spoken. Make no mistake!
Just remember folks, the old .... 'Fart in a can' is now available in a twin pack at super cheap rates! News flash !!!!! Eco Green Condoms....... rinse out and reuse up to five times! Save our planet & our wallets!