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  1. San Diego

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    auto like address book

    ....to save me scrolling down every post and clicking like
     
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    self emptying babies nappy
     
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  3. kiwiqpr

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    But think of the stuff you would have missed
     
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    I'll still read it, it will just get automatically liked.
     
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  5. Didley Squat

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    Alcohol absorbing sober tablet
     
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    Follow Through Fart Alarm (FTFA for short)
     
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  7. San Diego

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    I'm guessing this seems to become a problem as old age sets in.
    Aussie mentioned not trusting a fart just the other day <whistle>
     
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  8. Wooperts_duck

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    I have experienced that particular problem only once in my life - known to my family as "that Argos moment" - whilst out shopping. Not a comfortable sensation I must say, especially if you have to drive home afterwards..... :)
     
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  9. UTRs

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    WTF? New posts on my I thought it was dead thread!

    Thanks everyone, love you all<cheers>:emoticon-0148-yes:<diva>
     
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  10. Didley Squat

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    Folks, please remember that the aarsehole rules the body.
    The body quivers, shakes and folds until the backside is put at ease.
    The brain goes all foggy and nothing else matters until Mr Ass has spoken.
    Make no mistake!
     
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    You can call me, The Holy One ................ I bring things back from the dead!
    Ok, I'm gone now!
     
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    Just remember folks, the old .... 'Fart in a can' is now available in a twin pack at super cheap rates!
    News flash !!!!!
    Eco Green Condoms....... rinse out and reuse up to five times!
    Save our planet & our wallets!
     
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    Bad smell safety alarms

    Essential when visiting Aussies place
    Or Out shopping with woopert
     
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    Reusable tooth pick cleaners
     
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    Only in Argos, kiwi :shocked:
     
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    Russian Thugs Disposal Shredder
     
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    Russian Brain Implanter System
     
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    Fart Artist Retrum Trust ( F.A.R.T ) for short.
     
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    A small amendment.......
    Fart Air Removal Trapper System
    ( F.A.R.T.S ) for short.
     
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    ( S.H.I.T )
    Small haemorrhoid Identification Table
     
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