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Off Topic New Look For My Band?

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Hoddle is a god, Aug 2, 2018.


  1. I was wumming, Bambs.

    I simply needed a slight tone up.
     
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  2. I’m setting up at a gig and I am sweating my bollocks off.
     
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  3. Stan

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    Noel Gallagher was a roadie before he made it big as a musician.
     
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    I’m sure the stench of your BO will have the blue rinse Tory brigade truly moist later mate, well, as ‘moist as a 75 year old gets tbf.
     
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    And it still looks ****.
     
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  6. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    What should the band be renamed as?
     
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  7. Stan

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    Harry Potter and the Helicopters

    Nice to have you back mate. Hope you’re well and you had a great time seeing your daughter.
     
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  8. PINKIE

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    Crusty snatch sniffers
     
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  9. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Was good mate. Been back to work ever since returning. Back to humping tons and ****ing tons each day.


    Fatty and the ****wits.
     
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  10. Commachio

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    The cheesy bellends.
     
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  11. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    ZZ Muffin Tops
     
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  12. Commachio

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    **** off fosse.
     
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    5’10”? You’re aving a giraffe Fosse, try 5’ 6” and 21 stone and you’d be nigh on the money. <laugh>
     
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    Try losing some weight ya fat ****.<ok>
     
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  15. Ouch!

    Bambi can't understand why you're not his mate! After all, he's done just about everything he can - including sacrificing his dignity - to make you love him.
     
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    05:44 on a Sunday morning ranting about Fosse or trying to get the roll of Mattisons out the front of your Lycra pants. <laugh>
     
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    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    You really don't get this bantz thing do you Quentin?

    To avoid you looking an even bigger twat ... Comm and I have always got on very well and likely always will ... we are both astute spotters of sweaty tedious turds like your good self ... you, on the other hand, are as astute as a sweaty tedious turd ...

    ... and 5:42 am? ... #Sinister ... I really do own your soul Quentin ... unbelievable... I'm sorry that I have you so rattled in all honesty ... I'll try to go a bit easier on you for a while ... you can help ... stop being such a tedious turd ..<cheers>

    PS you looked a lot better with the KFC bucket on yer head ... not so much in the wizard's hat <laugh>
     
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  18. I wrote the book on it, son.
     
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  19. FosseFilberto

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    ... the one that no fooker could understand because there were so many excessive commas? ... yup ... that would be you son <laugh>
     
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    The C***y Crew.
     
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