Off Topic Newcastle Sunderland Airport

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  1. Blond Bombshell

    Blond Bombshell Well-Known Member

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    This, we need to ban flights
     
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  2. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    but zeppelin flights have been stopped for years mate:emoticon-0102-bigsm
     
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  3. marcusblackcat

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    Absolutely. Manchester, Leeds, East Mids, Luton Edinburgh and Teesside. All cheaper for going abroad when I have. I even flew from Gatwick to Austria when I went skiing about 14 5 years ago and it was cheaper to drive down and back and pay fir a week if parking than to take the same flight from up here!!

    it’d still be funny if they changed it!! The mags would be out in their thousands and would say “not bothered what it’s called, it’s Newcastle airport”. The meltdown would be epic to watch though
     
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  4. JohnHumbles,tape recorder

    JohnHumbles,tape recorder Well-Known Member

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    When I book a train ticket it tells me where to get on and where to get off, Bus stations are the same.

    BTW Gateshead is on the tyne... and has never asked for its name to be added to the airport... neither has Durham

    So why Sunderland?
     
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  5. Blond Bombshell

    Blond Bombshell Well-Known Member

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  6. Oliver's Army

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    When I get a train ticket I get about 30 tickets and I haven't got a ****ing clue what ticket to show to who and when. It's pot ****ing luck if I make it to my destination.
     
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  7. JohnHumbles,tape recorder

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    :emoticon-0136-giggl :emoticon-0128-hi:

    " So why Sunderland?"

    It's a straight forward question...<ok>
     
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    Well..

    We used to have a player called Stephen Wright play for us.

    That’s why.
     
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  9. Blond Bombshell

    Blond Bombshell Well-Known Member

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    I counter that argument with we were sold a right back from Chelsea called Gareth Hall...
     
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  10. Nig

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    May I just point out that location naming an airport isn't necessary for travellers to
    "identify where exactly they are flying to."
    Take Liverpool airport for example.
    Formerly known as Speke airport, they adopted the name of one of their famous sons and renamed it "John Lennon" .
    Perhaps it could be renamed the "Néwçåstlë Peter Beardsley racist, George Ormond fiddler airport.

    Kinda gotta "Ring" to it ;)
     
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  11. Makemstine Roger

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    Newcastle Nonces
    WOLSINGHAM WOOL SHAGGERS
    SKUNKS SAUSAGE SWALLOWERS
    MAGPIE MOLESTERS
    NEWCASTLE NEW TRANSGENDERS
    GEORDIELAND GORMLESS
    B+W WILLYPULLER CENTRAL
    EXCREMENT EPICENTER
     
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  12. Nig

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    Tapped a lass up one night and in the throws of passion in the back of the car she said "kiss me where it smells"
    So I drove her to Newcastle.
     
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  13. Nig

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  14. Makemstine Roger

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    <laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh>
    ALREADY WENT THERE WHEN YOUNGER:emoticon-0119-puke::emoticon-0132-envy:<yikes><yikes>
     
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  15. The Exile II

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    Raoul Moat International.
     
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  16. Nig

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    The horse and hound abuse aerodrome.
     
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  17. JohnHumbles,tape recorder

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    <laugh> <laugh> <doh>

    May I point out that it's "Liverpool John Lennon Airport" Nig <whistle>

    Liverpool John Lennon Airport
    Airport in Liverpool, England
    Liverpool John Lennon Airport is an international airport located in Liverpool, England. The airport is within the City of Liverpool on the banks of the estuary of the River Mersey some 6.5 nautical miles south-east of Liverpool city centre. Scheduled domestic, European, North African and Middle Eastern services are operated from the airport. The airport comprises a single passenger terminal, three general use hangars, a FedEx Express courier service centre as well as a single runway measuring 7,500 ft (2,286 m) in length, with the control tower south of the runway.


    This seems to have that ring of truth about it, wouldn't you agree Nig?
     
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  18. Nig

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    If you payed attention you fùcking gimp you would notice where I wrote.

    "Take Liverpool airport for example.
    Formerly known as Speke airport, they adopted the name of one of their famous sons and renamed it "John Lennon" .

    "Take Liverpool airport"

    "Formerly known as Speke airport"

    I then mention they adopted the name of a famous son "John Lennon".
    Are you keeping up at the back ?

    I then go on to say you fùckwits could do the same and use Nèwcæstlè pre (insert Geordie helmet) airport.

    Liverpool airport is generally referred to as "John Lennon airport" down here ;)

    If Nèwçæstlë airport is mentioned people usually ask " Is that near Sunderland" ? ;)


    Now fùck off you sceptic cock boil :emoticon-0173-middl :emoticon-0172-mooni <laugh>
     
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  19. Blond Bombshell

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    Think I was mistaken when I posted it only comes on as rattled, more than likely only comes on when pissed <laugh>
     
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  20. Charley Farley

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    Call it after Knopflers band.

    Dire Straits.

    or

    if we use Robson and Stokoe

    The Two Bob Airport.
     
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