Match Day Thread Newcastle united vs Brentford FC - Discussion thread

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  1. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    If you like murder stuff a youtuber recently did a 1 hour documentary on Jack The Ripper which is better than 99% of stuff on TV.



    Grabbed a link.
     
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    Years active; 2011-present
    Victims; 3+ (Proven)
    Status; Uncaught
    Aka; “the Checkout Man”
     
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  3. CaraMatt

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    cheers Welshie, will watch that
     
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  4. Billions and Billions

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    What's your trademark
     
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  5. jimileysbaldhead

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    Short changing.
     
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  6. Darren Peacock's Ponytail

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    No wonder she's furious
     
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    Gerrard schafer was a proper nasty ****

    That's what evil looks like

     
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  8. CaraMatt

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    Always leave a ‘gift’ of a bag-for-life

    this is getting too dark…. I better make a decision about shelling out for BTSport for a month’s pass
     
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  9. Billions and Billions

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    Search their pockets
     
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  10. CaraMatt

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    “Fears are mounting that the so-called Bag-for-life killer may have struck again. Since 2011, Kent forecourts have been virtual no-go-zones following the first case of 24 year old Co-Op girl and mother of one, ‘Chrissie’……”
     
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    There’s a 50% chance that @@Darren Peacock's Ponytail is going to Google that…..
     
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  13. Billions and Billions

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    What's your method BTW
     
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  14. Darren Peacock's Ponytail

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    Clearly strangulation
     
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  15. CaraMatt

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    Self-deprecating humour coupled with needing help finding the peppercorns… quickly establish rapport…. lots of eye contact….. lots of charm… offer of tea at mine after their long day (“but don’t tell your colleagues, Emma and me had a thing and I don’t want to make your work life awkward..”)…. tea. Hammer. Patio.

    none of this can be proved
     
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  16. CaraMatt

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    Too intimate. ****s don’t deserve that.
     
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    I cannot believe I typed that, I’m going to hell
     
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  18. Billions and Billions

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    That's part of your ritual.. But I'm asking what's your preference when it comes to the actual killing... Strangulation is usually most popular because of its intimacy
     
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  19. CaraMatt

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    Interesting, I reckon there’s 2 main groupings - the intimates and the objects. The objects don’t want the intimacy and don’t want dirty hands - hammers and shooting through car windows would be their preference. But the majority is probably the intimates. IF I was a serial killer, I suspect I’d be an ‘objects’ man. Intimates are just weird in my view.
     
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    I can't understand that method.. I think I can kinda get the watching the eyes fade thing.. Not that I could ever do or want to, but I can at least see there's something incredibly perverse.. So wrong so it feels so right.
     
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