Match Day Thread Newcastle United vs Man Utd

ole is a useless norwegian ****

i can say that as my girlfriend is norwegian, she happens to be slightly less useless

man utd suck but we are worse

2-1 to us

 

0-2 man united

 

I hope ASM turns up, he could do damage to their defence

2-2

 

He always wants to play, all depends on how many ****ers they stick on him

I reckon if we see he's getting shreked on the left, we move him over to the right.

 

He's still a bit inconsistent, but I'd fancy him against their full backs all day. Think Almiron should play too but we know he won't

 

3-1 all day long, put your house on it.

 

One nil to us...again.

 

We’re ****ed

 

I don't reckon they're the type of lads to bounce back from a 6-1 battering with a spring in their step. Especially since their captain is under some intense real life pressure, so they'll still overall play ****e imo

but, with probably Cavani upfront and Telles on the pitch, they'll have two world class motivated players.

Still think we could nab something but, its gonna be ****ing hard.

Bruce is ****ing using black magic tho this season so who knows

 

There’s no motivation at Man U. It’s a shell of a club. Mate of mines pretty well connected and many of the players apparently couldn’t really give a **** after the 6-1.

 

I think Cavani is going to miss the match as he is having to quarantine. Fernandes too apparently, having been in close contact with Cristiano Ronaldo during internationals. Martial suspended.

 

So long as Pogba is selected to play I'm happy.

 

**** that I'd rather they had Fred and McTominay

 

Do pubs like show PPV matches or just what they've got scheduled? It's a tricky one, cos with limited people allowed in a pub, it's hardly gonna increase the attendance, plus it's a late game and 10pm is chucking out time these days.

Anywayz, Man U have been horrific dogshit thus far, yes they've got new signings, but they'll take time to settle in, and I see Cavani being their next Falcao rather than their next Ibrahimovic. Yes they'll want to bounce back after being mangled by Spurs, but with nice little Ole at the helm rather than Ferguson, I can see us still being able to take advantage.

I'll guess 2-1 to us.

Sky Bet seem to disagree, 4/1 for us and 8/13 for the ****s.

Everton, Chelsea, City and us to win on Saturday gets collective odds of 40/1 . ... Worth it?

 

Pogba is ****in useless. When he's in the team it's like they are playing with 10 men.

I think we'll go one better than spuds. 7v1 to us. Big Joe to get all 7

 

Go to betfair, get the odds from there and work out your acca price less 5% bf commission. This will tell you if its worth it.

 

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Expect a knock at your door from the men in white coats

 

we're getting gaped.

1-5

 

Reckon we will win this. Boring 0-0 until the 94th minute when Darlow slots one in from the edge of his own area.

Most of the PPV views will have switched off after 70mins and bombarded Sky with calls to claim a refund.

 

5-5 end-to-end thriller.
Both defences will be torn to pieces.
3 sendings off.
1 fight.

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