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Match Day Thread Newcastle United vs Wolves

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Feb 21, 2021.

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  1. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny
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  2. Welshie

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    @captain wrong is right.

    Baldies are prone to self loathing and a feeling of dread

    It reflects in his captaincy.
     
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    Welshie, Feb 22, 2021
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  3. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Couldn't Shelvey just get implants?

    Not tits, I mean like hair implants
     
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    Welshie, Feb 22, 2021
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  4. Dr Van Helsing

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    No I believe he has alopecia which is worse than your average baldy.

    They can correct baldness these days, but only if you have enough hair on the back of your head to for whatevers bald on top.

    Shelvey is so bald there's litterally nothing can save him... Not even a million pounds
     
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    Dr Van Helsing, Feb 22, 2021
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  5. Welshie

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    Oh, I thought they transplaneted hair onto the hairless area, didnt use existing molecules.

    But hes like bald to the core so hes ****ed inhe
     
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    Welshie, Feb 22, 2021
  6. Dr Van Helsing

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    They take a % of hair from the back and sides and move it to the baldy area.. They can't move it all its done so that the donar area doesn't look over harvested..

    Tbh If it was me I'd be like "look I can shave the back and sides afterwards "JUST OVER HARVEST IT DO YOU UNDERSTAND"!!!!
     
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    Dr Van Helsing, Feb 22, 2021
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  7. Dr Van Helsing

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    I think they have to use your own hair or your body rejects it or some **** like that
     
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    Dr Van Helsing, Feb 22, 2021
  8. Albert’s Chip Sock

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    I have no faith we'll get a single point.
     
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  9. Dr Van Helsing

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    The return of mr tiote
     
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    Dr Van Helsing, Feb 22, 2021
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  10. Albert’s Chip Sock

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    You mouses brains need to open your eyes and see the dark place we are in. I'm never wrong and see things.
     
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    I agree...

    We've lost our best players to injury and we will get relegated
     
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    Dr Van Helsing, Feb 22, 2021
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    I agree. Others will soon see we are right. They are no believers for now but I'll screen shot things for later.
     
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  13. Welshie

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    Relegation was an eventuality with the current boss really, its his record after all.

    But I didn't think it would be quite so quick, I'll be honest.
     
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    Welshie, Feb 22, 2021
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    I agree. He's had morre money than any other manager we've had ever in this amount of time and he still trotts out excuses. It's dire and he's chosen moneey over doing the right thing.
    I'm done.
     
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  15. Dr Van Helsing

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    We're getting relegated
     
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    Dr Van Helsing, Feb 22, 2021
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  16. Welshie

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    If we somehow, snatch a result against Wolves and one or two more.

    We could be super ****ing lucky and Brighton might get pulled into it. Us and Fulham can pull away a bit.
     
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    Welshie, Feb 22, 2021
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    Either way, if rumours are too be believed, I doubt they'll keep Bruce after this season. So if we stay up, we could be far better next season.
     
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    Welshie, Feb 22, 2021
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    Our issue is the coaching, if we simpy converted a few of those loses into boring draws, which Rafa could do, we would be better off. Safe even.

    The issue isn't we dont win enough, we've won 7. Its that we never, ever draw.
     
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    Hung Drawn and Quartered, Feb 23, 2021
  20. Roland Deschain

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    What rumours mate?
     
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    Roland Deschain, Feb 23, 2021
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