Off Topic News & Current affairs (no Br***t)

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    The Scottish Financial Minister has been caught red-handed sending hundreds of texts to a 16-year-old boy. He takes full responsibility for it. In the same way as I take full responsibility for scratching my nose.
     
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    Have you considered downloading What’s App, or joining Facebook ?

    #AnotherNonFootballThread
     
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    Isn't it against your allotment lease to scratch your nose? I am sure there is some Health and Safety rule against this?
     
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    “Let’s have another thread about non footballing Bollox”

    Said nobody. Ever.
     
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    Every non-footballing thread somehow morphs into a B****t thread. There has to be a place for non-football non-Elfs non B****t bollox.
     
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    BBC News online this morning;

    The Duke of York has asked to defer an honorary Navy promotion he was due to receive when he turned 60, Buckingham Palace has said.

    Prince Andrew was set to be
    promoted to Admiral on 19 February, in line with a policy that sees senior royals treated as serving military members.
    But the palace said he had asked the Ministry of Defence to defer it until a time when he returns to public duty.


    The Duke of York retired from the Navy in 2001, but it is a tradition that senior members of the royal family continue to receive military promotions as they get older.

    We laugh sometimes at the pompous military posturing in Banana republics.
    But what other grown up country in the world automatically promotes a privileged twat to the rank of Admiral because it's his birthday?

    Lock up your daugters! Admiral Andy is heaving to with his able seamen. Yo ho ho me hearties <diva>

    Town Halls up ad down the land should follow the example of one of the Carry On movies (can't remember which one) and hoist a pair of big knickers up their flag poles to celebrate his birthday.
     
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    A member on this Forum does indeed wear shorts... need I remind you that it is not me.... but you will be meeting him tomorrow so perhaps you can pull his bragger <whistle>
     
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    You liked that one didn't you Smudger <ok>
     
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    We all did :emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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    When Dear Elfy rents a doll from them it's much easier for them to clean... they just have to wash the ankles <whistle>
     
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    I did indeed,blame my dodgy internet connection for repeating myself
     
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    I am told that Prince Andrew has been spreading his Semen about a bit too much, especially with under age girls.
     
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    Philip Schofield comes out as gay.

    Sympathy for his wife of 27 years & his children.
     
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