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I think nicely painted nails on a woman's hand look very sexy wrapped around my cock.
Definitely better than hair wrapped around it anyway

 

I prefer a nice pair of unpainted t!ts wrapped around my...

 

But that wasn't the question I had to answer

 

Kiwi, we have another smart arse on the Barnsley forum...

Ok, I tend not to notice the nails wrapped around my cocktail,

Why...?

Because I'm too busy thinking of Dot Branning so I can try and last more than two minutes


How do you follow that then Mr pedantic....

 

That should be Mr Pedantic

 

And don't go calling your mates on me, you haven't got this far in life being a pussy, no need to start now

 

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Works for me evertime

 

It would make mine wilt quicker than a daffodil in a desert

 

OK, so you like to paint your nails before having a barclays then... Each to their own I guess, I wont hold that against you...

 

Top banter BTW SD

 

My Christ, is she still alive.
She must smell like formaldehyde by now

 

And yes my spelling is often p!ss poor, that would be my dsylikesier

 

I've also had women's hands grafted onto my wrists after overusing my original hands

 

I just painted mine and had a go, it's brilliant as it really looks like a woman doing it, with the added bonus of feeling a lot better as I have over 25+ years of experience....

 

Back to the news, and if anyone on this forum is passing Reading then PM me and I will shout a beer and some lunch...

Reading is one of worst areas for food hygiene in the UK

Data released by the Food Standards Agency shows Reading has one of the worst rates in the country

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More than a third of food premises in Reading have received a written warning for bad food hygiene, one of the highest rates in the country.

Four in 10 of all premises serving food in the area - not only pubs and restaurants but also places like schools and hospitals - have received a written warning over hygiene issues in 2015/16.

Data released by the Food Standards Agency (FSA) - the nation’s official food watchdog - shows 589 establishments in the town received a written warning at some point in the year to the end of March 2016.

The FSA collects data from local councils across the country, saying how often they have inspected premises, and what they have done to ensure hygiene laws are met.

The laws cover anyone preparing and serving food, and a written warning is considered ‘informal’ enforcement.



According to the FSA, this includes any communication with an owner or manager of a business saying that infringements of hygiene legislation have been found.
The data shows eight businesses in Reading were served with hygiene improvement notices during the 12 month period.

The figures are disclosed in the FSA’s annual report on UK local authority food law enforcement, released on Monday, November 21.

Across the UK as a whole, the number of food hygiene written warnings rose from 160,205 to 162,029.

 

Brilliant!

 

Not all the food outlets in Reading are that bad really, not sure what they are going on about!

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I wonder if his nails are painted

 

So you have a 40% chance of getting the squits.
Not good odds