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  1. San Diego

    San Diego Sir Mediator
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    I've managed to summarise the last page in one photo, it includes nails and food

    bem.jpg

    Aptly named watermark on the photo too <laugh>
     
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  2. San Diego

    San Diego Sir Mediator
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    At least I think it's a watermark :huh:
     
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  3. UTRs

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    Yep.. and it's costing me a small fortune having to keep replacing my Speedos y fronts... I cant get the white ones anymore as it looks like someone with brown lipstick has kissed my arse every time if fart<doh>
     
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    Very good<laugh><applause><cheers>
     
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  5. UTRs

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    Your on fire today SD<ok>
     
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  6. San Diego

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    That's what happens when I start work at 5:30am.
    Have to admit, my chest does hurt from laughing this morning.
     
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  7. UTRs

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    News...

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  8. UTRs

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    Get it... News flash...

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    brianblessed-flashgordon.jpg
     
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  9. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    Sounds like you'd pass more than reading if you eat there
     
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  10. UTRs

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    Some old news that Kiwi would be interested in...


    Woman blasts watch retailer Breitling for displaying 'vile' mannequin at Bluewater shopping centre

    A woman has blasted a watch retailer for displaying a “vile” mannequin in their shop window at Bluewater.

    Kirsty Russell, 42, from Fawkham, was at the Greenhithe shopping complex when she saw the display in the Breitling store.

    The blonde female mannequin is perched on top of a fake missile with her underwear on show – something Ms Russell believes has nothing to do with selling watches.

    She claims the woman could be mistaken for an inflatable sex doll and that the display is offensive.

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    The controversial mannequin in the Breitling store at Bluewater

    Ms Russell told News Shopper: “Breitling must have lost confidence in the quality of their watches to sell themselves and have stooped to this.

    “Their shop display has a woman sitting on either side of a missile with exaggerated breasts, nipples highlighted by a spotlight and her gusset on show.

    “I’m offended and I don’t think a shop window display like this should be at a family shopping centre such as Bluewater – it’s vile.

    “The shop window display is needlessly sexist and inappropriate - would Breitling or Bluewater allow this advertising model to be in a shop window if it represented a man? Absolutely not.

    “They would not spotlight a man’s enlarged erect penis for us all to see with our children.”

    Ms Russell has contacted Bluewater customer services and staff at Breitling but says her complaints have been rebuffed.

    Following her alleged rejection, she has started an online petition in an attempt to have the display removed.

    The Fawkham parish councillor claims some customers plan to boycott Bluewater for Mother’s Day this weekend.

    http://www.newsshopper.co.uk/news/1...nnequin_at_Bluewater_shopping_centre/?ref=trn
     
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  11. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
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    Ms Russell . . . . the way that Lesley's address themselves :emoticon-0125-mmm:

    To be fair to her, the mannequin is quite attractive (to me, anyway :emoticon-0136-giggl) and she may well not be, so it may be just jealousy :cheesy:
     
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    “They would not spotlight a man’s enlarged erect penis for us all to see with our children.”

    I'd be jealous if a mans erect penis had breitling wrapped around it
     
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    At one point, I was sincerely concerned for you!
     
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    News Flash!
    Aussies' going on a bender!
    Be kind my liver, be good!
     
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  16. Gordon Armstrong

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    NEWS FLASH !!

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    Worst swimming pool ever......
     
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    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
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    Aye . . . . having no steps is a safety issue :cheesy:
     
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  19. Didley Squat

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    Turned out to be a fisser .................... Johhny 'Stone Cold' Sober.
     
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