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Next permanent manager

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Darren Peacock’s Ponytail, Oct 9, 2021.

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Next permanent manager will be?

  1. Conte

    6.0%
  2. Mancini

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  3. Martinez

    10.8%
  4. Mourinho

    8.4%
  5. Favre

    6.0%
  6. Rafa

    3.6%
  7. Howe

    19.3%
  8. Other

    31.3%
  9. Vince McMahon

    7.2%
  10. Purple dildo

    7.2%
  1. jimileysbaldhead

    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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    And me mate, I don't think it'll happen but we can dream. He'd love it.
     
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  2. Delusional Full Stop

    Delusional Full Stop Here to serve all your counselling needs.
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    Hate to pick fault with your maths but

    Jose = 80%

    Bruce = 0%

    Which means

    Jose + Bruce = 80%

    C-

    See me after class.
     
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  3. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Looking at Ralf Rangnicks career as a manager, I'd take him tomorrow in the position. Looks a real top manager.

    Also, @Roy Munson he's German.
     
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  4. Roland Deschain

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    He’s not coming in as manager.
     
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  5. Hamish McMagdad

    Hamish McMagdad cult leader

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    I have a feeling that we're now into the last 12 hours of Steve Bruce's reign as manager
     
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  6. Hamish McMagdad

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    Aye its Sporting Director their looking at for him.
     
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  7. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    I know that Roland, I'm saying I'd take him as manager.

    Are you like this with your ****ing kids? "sky is blue daddy"

    "No its not, wake up."
     
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  8. Roland Deschain

    Roland Deschain Well-Known Member

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    Worse. This site blanks out my swear words, thankfully the real world has no such filter.
     
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  9. haslam

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    My eight year old told my mother yesterday that the sky isn't blue it's just the way the light refracts through the atmosphere. I totally am like that with my kids to be honest.
     
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  10. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    For a know it all, I thought you'd know how to turn off the profanity filter.
     
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  11. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    I hope they support Liverpool so you grow to hate them
     
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  12. haslam

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    They both do actually. Thankfully their understanding of football is about on a par with the average Liverpool fan so I'll just tell them their team lost and to be sad about it.

    They're actually not much into football, I think they've seen that it just makes daddy sad so view it in the same way alcoholics kids view booze.
     
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  13. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Quite often I hear that alcoholic dads produce alcoholic kids

    you've supported a **** football team in front of them, so they might grow up to support Sunderland or something.
     
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  14. haslam

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    Take that back.
     
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  15. boxheed

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    Best advice my dad ever gave me when I was 7 and just about to go to school
    “Leave your dreams at home son”
     
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  16. ToonMag

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    Apparently AS is meeting with Bruce tomorrow so I imagine the announcement of his sacking will be lunchtime at the earliest, more than likely later in the day
     
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  17. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    He might use his staggering wit to convince her he's a top manager.

    <rofl>
     
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  18. Prince Isak (GG)

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    I actually think the meeting should be broadcast for laughs and giggles.

    Honestly would be more entertaining than his half time team talks.

    But for measure I would like to take this opportunity to say Thankyou to Steve for **** all.
     
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  20. Welshie

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    Hope these meeting rumours are true
     
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