Next permanent manager

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Next permanent manager will be?

  1. Conte

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  2. Mancini

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  3. Martinez

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  4. Mourinho

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  5. Favre

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  6. Rafa

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  7. Howe

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  8. Other

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  9. Vince McMahon

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  10. Purple dildo

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  1. I want Mackem Cock

    I want Mackem Cock Well-Known Member

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    Yes they're using it as a relief mechanism

    They all go on there for a therapy session in which they play it down and read eachothers negative views on nufc along with their mental gymnastics

    It's soothing for them to know they're not alone in their search for positives but ultimately its because they're struggling.

    All I see is the reality ie tears
     
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  2. I want Mackem Cock

    I want Mackem Cock Well-Known Member

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    It's actually quite simple.. If it was the other way around I know I'd be pretending I would'nt want these owners and hiding behind human rights issues in Saudi Arabia.

    It would be quite simply your only option to do that..

    You'd know the truth, but you'd never admit it.
     
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  3. Charlie Dogscock

    Charlie Dogscock Well-Known Member

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    TBF we have been their ONLY source of conversation since god knows when.

    They are such a cesspit of a club and have always been so far beneath us that the only distraction from their ongoing misery is to try to find fault with us.

    There's always been a gaping chasm of quality between us, and now the distance has been magnified exponentially.
     
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  4. I want Mackem Cock

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    They're now completely defeated! All that remains is the slaughter
     
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  5. Rafman

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    Pretty much, he was only meant to be a stop gap, Rafa was actually approached in the summer to takeover at Chelsea on a 2 year deal, but because RDM won the champions league, Roman felt pressured in to keeping him on, at the first sight of a collapse, he got rid and brought in Rafa as was the plan. Roman wanted to keep Rafa on longer but due to the Backlash he received from the fans he went back to Mourinho. Rafa and Roman are still on good terms to this day, in fact Roman gave a letter of recommendation to the Everton board to sign Rafa.
     
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  6. I want Mackem Cock

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    Seems to have gone quiet.

    I suspect Jones might be here a little longer
     
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  7. Darren Peacock's Ponytail

    Darren Peacock's Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    One more game after Chelsea then it's international break again.

    I've also heard Overmars wouldn't join until January/February
     
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  8. I want Mackem Cock

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    I'm fine even with Jones until the end of the season.
     
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  9. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    I suspect Koeman will shoot up the odds now
     
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    ToonArmy1892 Well-Known Member

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    Source?
     
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    henley.83 Well-Known Member

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    I love you man!! I hope you stay here forever
     
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  13. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    <laugh>
     
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  14. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Koeman did incredible at Saints
     
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  15. I want Mackem Cock

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    Seems plenty have got a bit snobby overnight.

    Literally any manager mentioned would be a huge step up from last 15 years and before in most cases.
     
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  16. I want Mackem Cock

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  17. Warm Pouch

    Warm Pouch Better than JPF

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    I agree on both. Just a bone chucked to both former players. Both actually did pretty decent jobs all told though. Sarri is another example where people question his ability and time at Chelsea. He won the Europa League and finished 3rd (first venture into CL for few years). He only decided to leave because he was homesick (since admitted it was a mistake). Roman has always been demanding and trigger happy.

    It just makes me laugh that Rafa's time is for some reason lauded when all he really did is finish off what Di Matteo was already achieving. Rafa lives a charmed life for me with fans. Certainly our fans. His record for the last 10 years or so, there is nothing ground breaking there. Real Madrid was a failure. Inter was a failure. China was a failure. Napoli he did a good job, but both Mazarri and Sarri did better with less money. Newcastle he did a good solid job, but didn't pull up any trees as Bruce proved. Chelsea he did a good short term job but nothing spectacular as proven by Di Matteo. Then you're back to Liverpool. The ups and down would be more palatable if he was an entertaining coach. But his teams are drab and boring. I suppose the really telling thing is that the top clubs stopped being interested in him over a longer period after Real Madrid was so poor. I think they all realised he's just not a modern coach.
     
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  18. Warm Pouch

    Warm Pouch Better than JPF

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    Its pathetic. Just man up and say you're gutted and bitter we are so rich. The mackems are easily the worst. Convincing themselves their moral compass tells them they'd rather be in League One. **** off man you daft gets. You cheered a pedo.
     
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  19. I want Mackem Cock

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    Yeah it's the only branch they could grab onto and it's actually pretty disgusting to use that card.

    If they've been voicing concerns before the nufc takeover fair enough, but the ones that haven't are being immoral
     
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  20. Warm Pouch

    Warm Pouch Better than JPF

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    Bit of an outlier in his career though. Something clicked there that did no where else. The only other one I can recall him doing ok was Feyenoord.

    Ajax was poor, Benfica was poor, Alkmaar was poor, Barca was poor, Everton was poor, Valencia was poor, PSV was poor. Its telling he is a bit of a Bruce with no clear coaching style or set up.

    Bloke has lived on his playing reputation. Mind he was some ****ing player.
     
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