No jokes page ?

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  1. lifecheshirewhite

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    Wife-God I'm a mess, I'm old, fat and ugly, I really need you to pay me a compliment.

    Husband-Your eyesights near purfect.
     
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  2. Next.
     
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  3. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Fux this?
     
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    The page for no jokes judging by the OP.
     
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  5. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Ahh right, foosse to post a dick pick from the 70s #callingit
     
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    This’ll go well.
     
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  7. Sucky

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    So.....
    Lampard or Gerrard?
     
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    West WindsR Well-Known Member

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    At doing what?
     
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  9. This is a thread for jokes, Suc...

    Oh! I get it, now!
     
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  10. Pratt falls?
     
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  11. Sucky

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    Ill go for dancing please westy
     
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    Got a lot of special people on the prem page, haven't we.
     
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  13. Libby

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    Well this posters first two freds here have been a resounding success.
     
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    Fred's-was that a joke
     
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    The Corona effect probably.
     
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  16. This place is like a prison yard, son.

    You don’t turn up with out of nowhere, serving a 12 month stretch for burglary, scratching your bollocks through your soiled tracky bottoms, and expect to hop straight onto the bench press.

    Most of us old dogs are doing life, here.

    You need to learn the rules. Be Sucky’s bitch for a while, that kind of thing.

    Mind, no squealing to the screws. It ain’t pleasant around here for you if you grass. Just ask Pixie.
     
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    PINKIE Hilda Ogden of not606

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    It hasn't been a strong start from the Leeds lads on here.

    I'm willing to give them some time though.
     
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  18. lifecheshirewhite

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    Was more of a prodding with a stick tbh, looked in for a few days and thought most were dead, but it was grandad snoozing.
     
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    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Came up with a hostile attitude some of these Leeds boys.

    I blame the lack of intelligence.
     
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  20. Libby

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    I know right, bet they call their dinner tea too.












    :bandit:
     
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