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Off Topic Noel Clarke

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Commachio, May 1, 2021.

  1. Sucky

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    Its a surprise at first but I'd deffo recommend it.

    Maybe not with the wifey tho<laugh>
     
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  2. Libby

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    Wid
     
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  3. Sucky

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    You gotta kiss her after tho to let her know you still respect her.

    Edit: soz thought you was talking about the bum wash bash thing
     
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    Down the pub or...?
     
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  5. Commachio

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    so no one has heard off him, but jump in?

    anyway, he seems yesterdays news.
     
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  6. Bwood_Ranger

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    I’ve heard of him. Good actor IMO.
     
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  7. Sucky

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    Indeed. Bafta award winning.... Oh wait
     
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  8. Bwood_Ranger

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    Took the Sam character a bit far.
     
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  9. Sucky

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    Or deep down he really is that Sam character <whistle>
     
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  10. Schlem Boogerman

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    What do you mean. Who the fuk is Sam?
     
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    Guys who don’t enjoy a little pokey bum fun, have never actually taken part in pokey bum fun.

    Just relax and go with it.
     
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  12. Sucky

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    Little rapey ****cunt he played in a **** film westy likes to **** over called Kidulthood
     
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  13. Sucky

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    Im not into fingers tbh but she can deffo clean my arsehole with her tongue while she ****s me off.
     
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    Elite film.
     
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  15. Sucky

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    **** off ya so solid crew fanboy
     
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  16. Bwood_Ranger

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  17. Sucky

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    Vid don't play mate.

    What is it?
     
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  18. Bwood_Ranger

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    Y u lyin?
     
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  19. Sucky

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    Cos I don't wana click it and give it another view on YouTube and someone gets paid for it.
     
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  20. Schlem Boogerman

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    Still none the wiser. You off your tits?
     
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