Rubbish!!!! Tennis is the most noble of sports Been playing since I was 5, I am the resident Not 606 expert on tennis I'll have you know... And I decree that your blasphemous statement is null and void, there are most certainly no gaymos playing tennis!
You are, you plum sucking gaymo About 5' 9". So yes, a midget. Maybe flew ten yards is a bit of an exaggeration, but by the time he'd finished staggering, flailing his arms trying to retain his balance and falling on his arse he was a good ten yards away. Just in time for me to scoop up the ball, leg it to the goal and then hit the ****ing crossbar. Which is actually remarkably hard to do in lacrosse. Even Suarez would struggle to manage it more than once in every five shots on goal...