The Jewel in the Not606 World Championship turned out to be more comparable to a fossilized poo than a diamond, with a calamitous finish under safety car conditions that turned out to be quite a bitchy affair all around. Di Fredsta was called in the steward’s office after the race for causing the safety car on the last lap, but will suffer no further sanction. After a careful review of the sporting regulations, it turns out that there is no rule preventing a driver from hurling stuffed animals from the cockpit. DHCanary, who was the target of the projectile dolly merely commented “He throws like a girl and he smells like my granny’s house” in response to the incident. The pair did make up after the event, despite Di Fredsta claiming that DHCanary’s mum looks like Bella Emberg. During the confusion, El_Bando was left to pick up the safety car and take the win for Minardi, sealing their place at the top of the Not606 Championship with little help from his lackluster teammate. SgtBhaji secured 4th for Minardi, but suggested that somebody had put Deep Heat in his racing overalls prior to the race. His call for a stewards inquiry fell on deaf ears as usual. JonnyBaws might have finished higher had he not been forced in to the barrier by EternalMSC, who was distracted by an ice-cream van at the hairpin. BrightLampShade later thanked the pair, stating that they’d been “driving like senior citizens” before the crash that allowed RoadRunner, Paco Montoya and himself through. Paco Montoya was later accused of “liking it up the rear” by RoadRunner after he spent the entire race behind the McLaren. Paco Montoya retorted with “I’d say he was backing in to me!” After the race, EternalEMC was able to secure himself a Cornetto… It’s reported that he refused to let anybody have a lick. Current Standing: [TABLE="width: 689"] [TR] [TD]# [/TD] [TD]Team [/TD] [TD]Driver[/TD] [TD]No.#[/TD] [TD]AUS[/TD] [TD]MAL[/TD] [TD]BAH[/TD] [TD]CHN[/TD] [TD]SPA[/TD] [TD]MON[/TD] [TD]CAN[/TD] [TD]ATR[/TD] [TD]GBR[/TD] [TD]GERx2[/TD] [TD]Total[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD="align: right"]1[/TD] [TD]Mclaren[/TD] [TD]RoadRunner[/TD] [TD]#42[/TD] [TD="align: right"]25[/TD] [TD="align: right"]15[/TD] [TD="align: right"]18[/TD] [TD="align: right"]25[/TD] [TD="align: right"]15[/TD] [TD="align: right"]10[/TD] [TD] [/TD] [TD] [/TD] [TD] [/TD] [TD] [/TD] [TD="align: right"]108[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD="align: right"]2[/TD] [TD]Minardi[/TD] [TD]El_Bando[/TD] [TD]#38[/TD] [TD="align: right"]15[/TD] [TD="align: right"]2[/TD] [TD="align: right"]25[/TD] [TD="align: right"]18[/TD] [TD="align: right"]10[/TD] [TD="align: right"]25[/TD] [TD] [/TD] [TD] [/TD] [TD] [/TD] [TD] [/TD] [TD="align: right"]95[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD="align: right"]3[/TD] [TD]Lotus[/TD] [TD]Shogs[/TD] [TD]#69[/TD] [TD="align: right"]18[/TD] [TD="align: right"]8[/TD] [TD="align: right"]8[/TD] [TD="align: right"]12[/TD] [TD="align: right"]25[/TD] [TD] [/TD] [TD] [/TD] [TD] [/TD] [TD] [/TD] [TD] [/TD] [TD="align: right"]71[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD="align: right"]4[/TD] [TD]Williams[/TD] [TD]BrightLampShade[/TD] [TD]#14[/TD] [TD="align: right"]1[/TD] [TD="align: right"]25[/TD] [TD="align: right"]10[/TD] [TD] [/TD] [TD="align: right"]18[/TD] [TD="align: right"]15[/TD] [TD] [/TD] [TD] [/TD] [TD] [/TD] [TD] [/TD] [TD="align: right"]69[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD="align: right"]5[/TD] [TD]Mercedes[/TD] [TD]DHCanary[/TD] [TD]#6[/TD] [TD="align: right"]12[/TD] [TD="align: right"]10[/TD] [TD="align: right"]15[/TD] [TD="align: right"]8[/TD] [TD="align: right"]1[/TD] [TD="align: right"]18[/TD] [TD] [/TD] [TD] [/TD] [TD] [/TD] [TD] [/TD] [TD="align: right"]64[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD="align: right"]6[/TD] [TD]Williams[/TD] [TD]Julius Caesar[/TD] [TD](#4)[/TD] [TD="align: right"]4[/TD] [TD="align: right"]18[/TD] [TD="align: right"]1[/TD] [TD="align: right"]15[/TD] [TD="align: right"]12[/TD] [TD] [/TD] [TD] [/TD] [TD] [/TD] [TD] [/TD] [TD] [/TD] [TD="align: right"]50[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD="align: right"]7[/TD] [TD]Ferrari[/TD] [TD]Paco Montoya[/TD] [TD]#3[/TD] [TD="align: right"]6[/TD] [TD="align: right"]12[/TD] [TD="align: right"]12[/TD] [TD="align: right"]2[/TD] [TD="align: right"]6[/TD] [TD="align: right"]8[/TD] [TD] [/TD] [TD] [/TD] [TD] [/TD] [TD] [/TD] [TD="align: right"]46[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD="align: right"]8[/TD] [TD]Minardi[/TD] [TD]SgtBhaji[/TD] [TD]#5[/TD] [TD="align: right"]10[/TD] [TD="align: right"]4[/TD] [TD="align: right"]6[/TD] [TD="align: right"]10[/TD] [TD="align: right"]2[/TD] [TD="align: right"]12[/TD] [TD] [/TD] [TD] [/TD] [TD] [/TD] [TD] [/TD] [TD="align: right"]44[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD="align: right"]9[/TD] [TD]Ferrari[/TD] [TD]EternalMSC[/TD] [TD]#7[/TD] [TD="align: right"]8[/TD] [TD="align: right"]6[/TD] [TD] [/TD] [TD="align: right"]1[/TD] [TD] [/TD] [TD="align: right"]4[/TD] [TD] [/TD] [TD] [/TD] [TD] [/TD] [TD] [/TD] [TD="align: right"]19[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD="align: right"]10[/TD] [TD]Mclaren[/TD] [TD]JonnyBaws[/TD] [TD](#10)[/TD] [TD] [/TD] [TD] [/TD] [TD="align: right"]4[/TD] [TD="align: right"]4[/TD] [TD="align: right"]8[/TD] [TD="align: right"]2[/TD] [TD] [/TD] [TD] [/TD] [TD] [/TD] [TD] [/TD] [TD="align: right"]18[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD="align: right"]11[/TD] [TD]Mercedes[/TD] [TD]Di Fredsta[/TD] [TD]#1[/TD] [TD="align: right"]2[/TD] [TD="align: right"]1[/TD] [TD="align: right"]2[/TD] [TD="align: right"]6[/TD] [TD="align: right"]4[/TD] [TD="align: right"]6[/TD] [TD] [/TD] [TD] [/TD] [TD] [/TD] [TD] [/TD] [TD="align: right"]21[/TD] [/TR] [/TABLE] [TABLE="width: 588"] [TR] [TD]# [/TD] [TD]Team [/TD] [TD]AUS[/TD] [TD]MAL[/TD] [TD]BAH[/TD] [TD]CHN[/TD] [TD]SPA[/TD] [TD]MON[/TD] [TD]CAN[/TD] [TD]ATR[/TD] [TD]GBR[/TD] [TD]GERx2[/TD] [TD]Total[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD="align: right"]1[/TD] [TD]Minardi[/TD] [TD="align: right"]25[/TD] [TD="align: right"]6[/TD] [TD="align: right"]31[/TD] [TD="align: right"]28[/TD] [TD="align: right"]12[/TD] [TD="align: right"]37[/TD] [TD] [/TD] [TD] [/TD] [TD] [/TD] [TD] [/TD] [TD="align: right"]139[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD="align: right"]2[/TD] [TD]Mclaren[/TD] [TD="align: right"]25[/TD] [TD="align: right"]15[/TD] [TD="align: right"]22[/TD] [TD="align: right"]29[/TD] [TD="align: right"]23[/TD] [TD="align: right"]12[/TD] [TD] [/TD] [TD] [/TD] [TD] [/TD] [TD] [/TD] [TD="align: right"]126[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD="align: right"]3[/TD] [TD]Williams[/TD] [TD="align: right"]5[/TD] [TD="align: right"]43[/TD] [TD="align: right"]11[/TD] [TD="align: right"]15[/TD] [TD="align: right"]30[/TD] [TD="align: right"]15[/TD] [TD] [/TD] [TD] [/TD] [TD] [/TD] [TD] [/TD] [TD="align: right"]119[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD="align: right"]4[/TD] [TD]Mercedes[/TD] [TD="align: right"]14[/TD] [TD="align: right"]11[/TD] [TD="align: right"]17[/TD] [TD="align: right"]12[/TD] [TD="align: right"]5[/TD] [TD="align: right"]24[/TD] [TD] [/TD] [TD] [/TD] [TD] [/TD] [TD] [/TD] [TD="align: right"]83[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD="align: right"]5[/TD] [TD]Lotus[/TD] [TD="align: right"]18[/TD] [TD="align: right"]8[/TD] [TD="align: right"]8[/TD] [TD="align: right"]12[/TD] [TD="align: right"]25[/TD] [TD="align: right"]0[/TD] [TD] [/TD] [TD] [/TD] [TD] [/TD] [TD] [/TD] [TD="align: right"]71[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD="align: right"]6[/TD] [TD]Ferrari[/TD] [TD="align: right"]14[/TD] [TD="align: right"]18[/TD] [TD="align: right"]12[/TD] [TD="align: right"]3[/TD] [TD="align: right"]6[/TD] [TD="align: right"]12[/TD] [TD] [/TD] [TD] [/TD] [TD] [/TD] [TD] [/TD] [TD="align: right"]65[/TD] [/TR] [/TABLE] On to Canada! please log in to view this image Start Conditions: Finish when the first driver hits (crunching race ending hit) the wall of champions with: Finish - Name of Driver - lap # If nobody clouts the wall, finish at the end of the race with: Finish - Winning Driver You can finish early with a prediction, but incorrect predictions will incur a 1hr penalty for each. Good Luck!
Is this just in the actual race or can it also start in practice and quali? Also what kind of a hit with the wall are we talking here, love tap or full-blown kamikaze?
I want some crunch in my wall hitting. Grazing it doesn't count. So first retirement to the wall in the race only.
sorry 4 places remaining? SHOGS? JULIUS CAESAR? BRIGHTLAMPSHADE?? DHCANARY? JONNYBAWS? Also I dont mind running the Austrian GP but any takers for the British GP and season finale in Germany?