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Discussion in 'Norwich City' started by chinacanary, Mar 28, 2016.

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  1. chinacanary

    chinacanary Well-Known Member

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    KIO Well-Known Member

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    As as youngster I got my foot caught in the wheel of my dad's bike while he was giving me a 'crossbar'. We were going downhill and he couldn't stop quick enough so my foot and lower leg were shred to ribbons right down to the bone. Luckily they managed to save my foot but needless to say I still have the scars. You can only imagine what my Mum said to my Dad !
    Not quite as incredible as the story in the Op, but it was a pretty gruesome sight.
     
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    He should have taken up a legal claim against Spielberg for making E T.
     
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  5. KIO

    KIO Well-Known Member

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    Wow !
     
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  6. ilovedelia

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    That should read...not even close TO the Hippo man.
     
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    ilovedelia, Mar 28, 2016
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    I was arrested for indecent exposure in Libya. I was wearing a singlet so my shoulders were bare. And i am male.
     
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    ilovedelia Well-Known Member

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    Pervert :emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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    goldeneadie Well-Known Member

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    Only when I get the chance to be.
     
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  10. chinacanary

    chinacanary Well-Known Member

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    I hope you'd shaved your shoulders
     
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    General Melchett Well-Known Member

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    He did mention a slimey texture and sulphurous smell!

    Bah!
     
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    General Melchett Well-Known Member

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    I was quite young, 6-7 I believe when visiting family friends in Switzerland. I took a tumble near the edge of a rather high drop in the mountains, rolled to and over the edge to get saved by bamble bushes.................and I was wearing shorts! Painful but still alive.

    Bah!
     
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  13. Forgot_My_Lines

    Forgot_My_Lines Well-Known Member

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    This guy gained some good life experience this Easter.

    please log in to view this image
     
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    Forgot_My_Lines, Mar 29, 2016
  14. chinacanary

    chinacanary Well-Known Member

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    I think it was them mini ones. Cheat.
     
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    ilovedelia Well-Known Member

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    You have to ask.......WHY?
     
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    ilovedelia, Mar 29, 2016
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    Forgot_My_Lines Well-Known Member

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    I think they were the mini ones too, and I think he chewed them up first as well.
     
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    Forgot_My_Lines, Mar 29, 2016
  17. Forgot_My_Lines

    Forgot_My_Lines Well-Known Member

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    Fun!
     
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    I will never again be able to face a Cadbury's cream egg without thinking of this!

    I LOVE Cadbury's cream eggs! <wah>
     
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    Forgot_My_Lines Well-Known Member

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    A woman's life experience in love this year:

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    Forgot_My_Lines, Mar 29, 2016
  20. ilovedelia

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    My hamster wouldn't be too happy!
     
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