Last refuge of sanity in an insane world. I may not have that quite right. Beginning to think it's me that's mad... ...nah, it's every **** else.
No, there just happened to be a tin of sweetcorn open nearby! It worked well as it goes. Not eating meat currently, or else I might have lobbed some ham in.
The only time I have sweetcorn is when I pick it off my bell end after ****ing my boyfriend up the ronson good and hard.