Paulinho appears to have learned the words, "**** off", at least. Why did Rose foul Johnson then? Going nowhere.
What is it with all this yo-yo pointless passing. Ring-a ring a rosie foolishness... the game's not over yet FFS.
Eriksen's been our best player tonight by absolute miles and he's earned that. Can we play him in his actual position now, please?
Adebayor should've put Kane in then. Might've put him on for a hat-trick. Winger/attacking midfielder replaces the same. In the middle of the park.
As the chant that went round a minute ago said, "3-1 and you're going down". Looks very, very tough for them, I'm afraid.
Sherwood earning his bonus by bringing on Veljkovic for Paulinho. Is he any good as a holding player? No idea.
"Is he any good as a holding player?" Not really. Played as such as part of the Academy "out of their comfort zone" regime. The season has been wasted by not getting him full senior games at CB.
Scocco dives, then Vergini gets injured for no apparent reason. Not going well for the Mackems really, is it?
And to answer my own question, no it really isn't. 5-1. Sigurdsson. Flap from the former Goon and anyone could put it in.
You know we're just trying to work the announcer's curse. I think we did brilliantly tonight. We really put our backs into moaning, and were rewarded with our second most decisive result of the year... (edit) Make that our highest goal tally of the year. Meanwhile, we may have a solution to our lack of a top playmaker. Just get Ade to run the show, then get down to the other end and score the goals.