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Match Day Thread Oxford United v Sunderland - Saturday 15th February - KO 15:00

Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by RTB, Feb 13, 2020.

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Your prediction

Poll closed Feb 15, 2020.

  1. Home win

    2 vote(s)
    3.6%

  2. Away win

    39 vote(s)
    70.9%

  3. Draw

    14 vote(s)
    25.5%
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  1. Teessidemackem

    Teessidemackem Well-Known Member

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    Allison has a Bear rug in his living room...
    Its not dead its just too afraid to move
     
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    Teessidemackem Well-Known Member

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    Allison has already been to Mars.
    That is why they is no sign of life
     
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    Teessidemackem Well-Known Member

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    Allison can kill 2 stones with one bird
     
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    Teessidemackem Well-Known Member

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    Allison makes Onions cry
     
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    Teessidemackem Well-Known Member

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    Giraffes were invented when Allison uppercuted a horse
     
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    Teessidemackem Well-Known Member

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    Allison can cut a Knife with butter
     
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    Teessidemackem Well-Known Member

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    When the boogey man goes to bed, he checks in his wardrobe to make sure Allison is not there
     
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    Teessidemackem Well-Known Member

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    Allison can do a wheelie on a unicycle
     
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    Teessidemackem Well-Known Member

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    Death once had an Allison experience
     
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    Teessidemackem Well-Known Member

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    Allison and Superman once had a fight. The loser had to wear their underpants on the outside of their trousers
     
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    Ozzymac Well-Known Member

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    Allison is the reason Wally is hiding
     
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    Ozzymac, Feb 15, 2020
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  12. C19RK73

    C19RK73 Red & White army!

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    Jesus can walk on water, Allison can swim on land
     
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  13. Nacho

    Nacho Well-Known Member

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    Allison has a girl's name.
     
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    Nacho, Feb 15, 2020
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    Teessidemackem Well-Known Member

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    #294
    Teessidemackem, Feb 15, 2020
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    smithy in nl Well-Known Member

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    #295
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    Alison couldn't lace Pickfords boots.
     
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  17. Teessidemackem

    Teessidemackem Well-Known Member

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    :emoticon-0140-rofl:<doh>.
     
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    Teessidemackem, Feb 15, 2020
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    Karl Robinson said after the game, "they dominated for 90 seconds, we dominated for 90 minutes" didnt see the game just followed it on bbc sport. Was he right?
     
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    #299
    Blond Bombshell, Feb 15, 2020
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  20. Gil T Azell

    Gil T Azell Well-Known Member

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    Who cares. The only statistic that matters is 0-1.
     
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    Gil T Azell, Feb 15, 2020
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