Parachute Payments

Should they be abolished as they create a competitive unfairness in the lower leagues?

 

You want my bank details?

 

They help mitigate the humiliation!

 

I've already got them thanks

 

Keep them

 

Wouldn't ****ing surprise me

 

Your parachute failed, you hit the first floor but went straight through to the basement.

 

We're just making sure we get every penny

 

Keep them , but start spreading the EFL / PL money far more evenly through all our Leagues .

Then they may not be needed .

I'm off out to groom my Unicorn , and clear up all the S**T the Rocking Horse has left .

 

What would a Manure supporter know about parachutes?

 

Do you think i should stuff my dead ferret?

Not with my cock!

 

I get your point but they're a compost neccesity in the present game.

 

I most definitely think you should do something .

Not involving a Ferret , but a Hamster Maybe

 

Which is why it SHOULD change , but won't .

 

I have jumped out of a plane, they are very good at slowing you down