This is what the ****s do. I've now put a big sign on the front door: WARNING COVID DO NOT APPROACH OR YOU WILL BE INFECTED.
Right - one of you who has a score to settle with a mackem. Tell them you left your phone at Dorty’s but now have to self isolate because the wife is ill. Tell the mackem you’ll pay them £20 to go to Dorty’s and tell him they’re here to pick up the phone.
I got a pair of socks randomly sent to my dad a few days ago anonymous, he's still mystified as why he received a random pair of socks in the mail, I may tell him it was me at some point...
Send him a scarf next. Then a series of other knitted goods. No explanation, and don’t believe him. If he tries to tell anyone about it, maintain he’s just spinning a yarn.
That's a stroke of luck, i know someone who's after a phone just like that. Dorty, give Albert a bell.
TBH your better off steering wide of Albert. If the 6th digit wasn't bad enough, but, have you noticed his shifty eyes. A scammer if ever I've seen one.