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Discussion in 'Chelsea' started by District Line, Sep 27, 2012.

  1. Robby202

    Robby202 Well-Known Member

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    Robby202ism

    I'd advise against buying a Jimmy Saville advent calendar, I took mine back because the flaps only opened from 1 to 16.
     
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  2. District Line

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  3. Spurf

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    Talking of quitting, it might be best to get your new banner design in to Mick. It takes a while to change and you wouldn't want it up after this seasons final. <ok>
     
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  4. angelordevil

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    Why would we want to change it ?, we will always have that memory, winners of 2012, nothing will change that now. Lots of boards have banners with pictures of old players, old memories. Special events and times are to be remembered forever.
     
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  5. Drogs

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    Read it again and correct this poor comment <ok>
     
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  6. bluemoon2

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    HARRYHILLISM'S 7: The mobile phone, the fax machine, the email......call me old fashioned, but whats wrong with a chain of beacons?"
     
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  7. angelordevil

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    Q: What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree?
    A: Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job!

    Q: Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
    A: They don't have balls to scratch.

    Q: What does a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common?
    A: By the time you&#8217;re finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.
     
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  8. Spurf

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    Just trying to save you from the inevitable stick if you leave it up. Perhaps adding 'Former' might help. Of course it's now part of your history but history is what it is.
     
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  9. angelordevil

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    Don't worry, I'm sure we can handle any stick you give out when its left up.
    The 2012 on the banner will show it was 'former' as time passes anyway, so still no need to change it as it obviously speaks for itself. Not sure why you would care about 'saving us' from anything judging from all the comments on your board, unless you are a closet Chelsea supporter
     
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    You've had the same banner since 1961, so I'm sure we can keep ours a while longer
     
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  11. Spurf

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    See what I mean!
     
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  12. Spurf

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    Football has been spoilt by money and Chelsea are at the forefront of such spoiling, why would I want to support that!

    You have to differentiate between this board and Chelsea FC they are quite different. <ok>
     
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  13. Drogs

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    Oh football was spoilt long before the introduction of Mr Abramovic Spurf.
     
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  14. Spurf

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    I said Chelsea were in the forefront not that they started it. He wouldn't be there if the FA and the Government had not enabled it. So let's just say that I am not the greatest fan of Ambramovich. <ok>
     
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  15. King Ossie64

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    You are off topic old son<ok>

    Id suggest you **** off to the appropriate board or start a thread for your apparent grievance.

    There's a good girl <ok>
     
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  16. Spurf

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    You're right (well nearly) and I will. <ok>

    Like your handle btw Ardilles was a great player. <ok>

    Ossie is only 60 not 64; still I suppose you wont have to change your banner for 4 years.
     
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  17. bluemoon2

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    HARRYHILLISM'S 8: I still remember the shouts "SCAB!" as my father went to work. --"SCAB!" they would shout during the great dermatologists strike.
     
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  18. King Ossie64

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    Sorry mate but only deal with class and not some latter South American half breed who named himself after the messiah.<ok>
     
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  19. SpursDisciple

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    Classy as always. You'd think with all the publicity around your club, you'd reign in the racist stuff.
     
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  20. Drogs

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    Sensitive soul ain't you?

    Keep it to jokes lads.
     
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