Poach a player.

He'd be **** at Man Utd, not tall enough

 

Fellaini anyone?

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To which I would be forced to say "**** off".

Mind you, this is the first season for a while where other clubs only have designs one of our squad.

 

I'll go one in each position for Liverpool.

Keeper. Courtois.

Defence. Aspilicueta. Sort out the left back perfectly and can cover right if needed.

Midfield. Kante. An annoying batard of a midfielder to run around and do the horrible work

Striker. Sanchez. His work rate and flexibility across the front line would fit perfectly in our team

if i had to pick one would be Kante. Midfield is where we are weakest and he's add something we miss.

 

No and to be fair why do you want to get rid of a player, who plays the Man Utd style to perfection !
Admittedly, he could try moaning and pressuring match officials a bit more but apart from that Trebs, he's Man U through and through !

 

He is imo. By quite some distance.

 

I'd take Rooney. Then make him clean our bogs.

 

Zlatan will pull you down further.

IMHO - Zlatan more like Fellaini is hurting Jose more than helping them.

 

Ouch.

Why?

 

he is so slow & laboured in his approach & hold up plays.

he infacts slows down most of their attacks. I like that way.

 

Shame he never graced the prem a decade ago.

 

true. he would have made huge difference in his earlier days.

Now he is dragging Manu & Jose down. For that I am glad

 

I support sunderland mate.

Id love a geriatric zlatan.

 

I know Commie.

So Kone almost out, Van Anholt gone, Papi 4 games suspended.
Early relegation for you then. Started life in Championship yet?

Damn, I really thought Moyesy could pull you guys through.

 

Its all gone tits up

To make it worse, next up is Yids.

The shame

 

I think, without question, it would have to be Kante, for all the obvious reasons

 

Kante', absolutely no bout a doubt it

 

Mane.....



Or more realistically, Sigurdsson.

 

De Gea........and as I'm generous they can have him back March 1st.

 

I'd take Eriksen at Saints. A cultured, goalscoring midfielder is what we've been wanting for ages. Sort of like James Ward Prowse, but with goals. And class. Or like Adam Lallana, but not an utter twat.

And the Spurs fans, with their customary delusions of big club grandeur, combined with that habit they've had for decades of slating their best players at the slightest provocation, seem to have turned on him on social media. So everybody wins.